Carrie Smith
@Carrie
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@orderedlist's wife...because let's face it, if you know me, that's probably how
Mishawaka, Indiana
Joined November 2006
"All Day Breakfast" @McDonalds and all they have is McMuffins, Hotcakes, and a Burrito? I've never felt more lied to in my entire life.
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A "Lord of the Rings" marathon on TNT is putting all of the things on my to do list for today in jeopardy.
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Visiting Canada was great but I'm happy to be back in the land of MPH, °F, and the $USD.
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There is only a minimal amount of life that I'm willing to participate in today.
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Me: Ryann! Look at all your curls!.Jackson: Maybe someday she can use them to attract some men.
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It seems silly to use a 40% off coupon on a 59¢ item. but it also seems silly *not* to use the coupon.
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I find no joy in mopping but I do like the thought that I've just reduced the chances of someone getting hepatitis from my floor 😳.
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I'm playing the "If I were an Allen wrench, where would I be" game an losing miserably.
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I'm having the kind of night where I'm tempted to buy every variety of Haribo candy that Amazon sells. The 5 pound bags, of course.
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Watching Father of the Bride for the first time in forever and getting weepy because I now identify more with the parents than the daughter.
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I love you Taco Bell but you seriously have the slooooooooowest drive thru ever.
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Some days you just have to throw caution to the wind and eat crackers in bed.
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I look at all those outfits that people pin on Pinterest and all I can think is "I will never look that put together." It's a bit depressing.
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