I’ve been out of the accounting world for a hot minute but it’s humor will never be lost.

.@ElleKingMusic 👀 #DRUNK

I’ve gotten two notifications to review a product that is still “in transit” .... since November. Y’all don’t want to hear from me. #shippingnightmares

Judge Judy reruns are lit.

...people my age are still throwing “sexy Halloween parties” #NOPE

⁦@staciafort⁩ ⁦@heerick⁩ it’s time we had another night on the town

Umm someone hacked my account and tweeted about migraines and botox. I feel understood and also creeped out.

As a May baby, I highly disagree. This bitch just got over bacterial meningitis. And yes, I had to have a spinal tap done. They’re not as bad as you would think 👍🏼

I’ve been trying to pinpoint what makes @carrieunderwood Christmas album so great, besides her insane vocals. She gives us a “How Great Thou Art” moment in every single song. Stunning album, well done Carrie!

It’s a holly @DollyParton season! I’ve been listening to Christmas music for two weeks 😱

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In my hospital room blasting @carrieunderwood BEAUTIFUL new Christmas album ♥️

Y’all, #Ratched on @netflix is SO GOOD. If you loved the book One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, you gotta watch!!

No one does it like @carrieunderwood ✨ WOW✨

You are a legend @carrieunderwood . ✨

Anyone else enjoy falling asleep to creepy podcasts? Like exorcisms and stuff 🤨

I wish I knew how to use @Twitter I’ve been a faithful bitch for years, yet can’t figure out how to subtweet myself

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

I will not lie; the internet is killing it lately.

WHO KNEW it would be so difficult to find counter stools.