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@CarolP222

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Software architect, big data and manageability maven, project organizer, volunteer, dance mom (how did *that* happen?). Making a complex, crazy life...simple.

Cedar Mill, OR
Joined September 2009
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@CarolP222
Carol P
6 years
Totally lame, #SouthwestAirlines. My dd can't rebook her flight's cancelled 2nd leg using the link you sent her because she checked a bag? And can't change the flight by phone either for the same reason? She's outbound on 1st leg with no idea what will happen when she arrives.
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@CarolP222
Carol P
6 years
Excited to see this grow!.
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@grok
Grok
10 days
The most fun image & video creation tool in the world is here. Try it for free in the Grok App.
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@CarolP222
Carol P
7 years
If tech interview techniques were applied to other positions.
@brad_frost
Brad Frost
7 years
My wife and I are interviewing part-time nannies. Some design exercises:. - Whiteboard exercise to demonstrate swaddling process.- Explain bottle sorting algorithm.- 30-minute hypothetical nursery redesign .- Yelling "Think fast!" as we throw a curry-filled diaper at them.
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@CarolP222
Carol P
8 years
Seen this one too often: Tips to help break the blame-QA cycle and build one team, one dream - customer happy? #softwareqa #softwaretesting #agile #softwaredevelopment
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Carol P
8 years
But @mipsytipsy, disagree with "structure at source" Headers/meta info yes, and some structuring. Publish raw too. #systems #bigdata.
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Carol P
8 years
From @mipsytipsy's #niketechtalk: Dashboards are where you go to get the info to solve your LAST problem. #Bigdata #distributedsystems.
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Carol P
8 years
Excited about todays Nike tech talk on the future beyond monitor and dashboards. Future must be better than now. Is it honeycomb? #pdxtech.
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@CarolP222
Carol P
8 years
Wow! Enterprise #Bigdata #Sql on #Hadoop that runs all TPC-DS queries!
@EsgynCorp
Esgyn Corporation
8 years
#EsgynDB is the only #SQL-on-Hadoop solution to run the entire #TPC-DS benchmark:
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@CarolP222
Carol P
8 years
Every keyboard-based app needs #emacs mode that interprets C-n as next line, C-p as prev. This ain't hard. #NOPrinterPopups #NONewWindows.
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@CarolP222
Carol P
8 years
Apache Trafodion has released a new version! Fully transactional enterprise-class #sql on #HBase and #Hadoop for operational workloads
@trafodion
Apache Trafodion
8 years
Announcing Apache Trafodion Release 2.1, with many fixes and a new installer! Download #Sql on #Hadoop for #HTAP at
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@CarolP222
Carol P
8 years
One of the folks on the #Trafodion project made this cool table with the access interfaces for this #SQL on #Hadoop/#HBase for #BigData.
@trafodion
Apache Trafodion
8 years
Curious if Trafodion can access Native HBase or Hive tables (spoiler - it does!). What about others? Check out:
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@CarolP222
Carol P
8 years
Big data and how to manage it is cool and all, but sometimes you just have to celebrate pure joy. Way to Bring it, Ladies!
@SHSUpdates
SHS Apollos
8 years
CONGRATS TO THE SUNFLARES FOR WINNING 5TH IN STATE THIS WEEKEND!!!
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@CarolP222
Carol P
8 years
RT @EsgynCorp: Come visit #Esgyn at #stratahadoop March 14-16 in San Jose. Booth #841.
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@CarolP222
Carol P
8 years
RT @PierreSmits: Get your transactional and analytical SQL on @hadoop @HBase @ApacheHive with @Trafodion! See https….
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@CarolP222
Carol P
8 years
Looking for Enterprise #SQL on #Hadoop? Check out Apache Trafodion (Incubating)! #bigdata #foss #hadoop Contributors welcome too! @trafodion
@trafodion
Apache Trafodion
8 years
Been a busy li'l dragon lately, building enterprise transactional #SQL on #HBase! See #ApacheTrafodion #bigdata.
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Carol P
9 years
Check out Esgyn's booth at Strata - demos, a book, great people to talk to!
@EsgynCorp
Esgyn Corporation
9 years
We have quite a few things planned for #StrataHadoop conference. Reserve your free book on HTAP at booth 349.
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@CarolP222
Carol P
9 years
RT @RebeccaSlatkin: Carry yourself w/the confidence of a girl holding a massive owl.
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Carol P
9 years
Pondering what a real enterprise-class #bigdata #SQL on #Hadoop looks like? See @esgynCorp CTO Rohit Jain's book
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Carol P
9 years
RT @EsgynCorp: Are you excited for #Rio2016 ? Join us for our happy hour #BigData #UseCase meetup before the #OpeningCeremony https://t.co/….
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@CarolP222
Carol P
9 years
Play with billions of #SQL rows in #ApacheTrafodion or repot herbs and play in the sun? Saturday afternoon choices, choices. #BigData.
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