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Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)

@Carl_Ott

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@DisavowTrump20
Protect Kamala Harris ✊
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Barack Obama hasn't been President in almost 10 years. MAGA racists cannot get past the fact that a Black man was President, won the Nobel Peace Prize, and will be remembered in history as one of the great leaders of the 21st Century. RETWEET if you love President Obama! πŸ’™
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@MikeBales
Mike Bales πŸ«‘πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she won’t talk to me. πŸ˜–
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@Carl_Ott
Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)
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#TreeClub Inspired by an earlier post I looked this out Nice to know I'm not the one taking photos of tree bark.
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@HannahIamthest1
Paul Rees. ex Rucksack.
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches
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@Carl_Ott
Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)
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Did someone mention Flags?
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@I_amMukhtar
Mukhtar
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Tommy Robinson has deleted this self-own tweet after he was told that YouTube ads are personalised.
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@ennui365
Thursday
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@Carl_Ott
Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)
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To lighten the mood. @RajSKohliexcop Last night I dreamt that I had written a new book of Lord of the Rings, but when I woke up, my wife said I'd been Tolkien in my sleep.
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@Heccles94
Harry Eccles
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When @grok was asked who spreads the most disinformation on @x - it's response was to name @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk X have deleted the response, RT it here before they delete this one! They find it humiliating! RT!
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@HannahIamthest1
Paul Rees. ex Rucksack.
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My car wouldn't start this morning. I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine block. He said: "Good day to you, Sir, and might I remark how splendidly handsome you look today?" I knew the problem straight away: bat flattery….. I'll get my coat. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Carl_Ott
Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)
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Just been contacted by the RAC This cold spell could result in the car battery failing. They say a Battery from them would cost fitted C. Β£320 c/w 3 Yr Warranty. Checked Halfords - for an OE battery Inc fitting - C. Β£220 c/w 5 Yes warranty. Which to go withπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
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@Carl_Ott
Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)
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FAO @RajSKohliexcop who may understand itπŸ€”
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@Carl_Ott
Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)
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The tree actually split both sides of the hedge. Not sure if a lightning strike or just the gales. Another tree had fallen in the graveyard πŸ˜”
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@Carl_Ott
Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)
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Guess who forgot to add the #TreeClub ?
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@Carl_Ott
Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)
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Even the mighty can fall 🫀
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@Carl_Ott
Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)
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#TreeClub This popped up as my wallpaper. August 2018
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@Carl_Ott
Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)
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#TreeClub Another that popped up from the archives.
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@Carl_Ott
Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)
2 months
I spent Christmas Day with my daughter and grandchildren. After dinner crackers were pulled and jokes read out. I could swear it was just as if @RajSKohliexcop was in the room 😁😁😁 Happy New year young manπŸ‘
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@jjmmli
Jocaccia
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To traverse nature is like walking through a gallery of time.
@AdilAndrea
Andrea πŸ“―πŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί
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@jjmmli Taken at the municipal cemetary in GΓΆttingen/Germany.
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@Carl_Ott
Real Carl Ott 🌳(alot is NOT aword)
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#TreeClub From a previous December.
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