Real Carl Ott π³(alot is NOT aword)
@Carl_Ott
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Barack Obama hasn't been President in almost 10 years. MAGA racists cannot get past the fact that a Black man was President, won the Nobel Peace Prize, and will be remembered in history as one of the great leaders of the 21st Century. RETWEET if you love President Obama! π
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Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she wonβt talk to me. π
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches
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Tommy Robinson has deleted this self-own tweet after he was told that YouTube ads are personalised.
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To lighten the mood. @RajSKohliexcop Last night I dreamt that I had written a new book of Lord of the Rings, but when I woke up, my wife said I'd been Tolkien in my sleep.
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When @grok was asked who spreads the most disinformation on @x - it's response was to name @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk X have deleted the response, RT it here before they delete this one! They find it humiliating! RT!
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My car wouldn't start this morning. I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine block. He said: "Good day to you, Sir, and might I remark how splendidly handsome you look today?" I knew the problem straight away: bat flatteryβ¦.. I'll get my coat. ππ
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Just been contacted by the RAC This cold spell could result in the car battery failing. They say a Battery from them would cost fitted C. Β£320 c/w 3 Yr Warranty. Checked Halfords - for an OE battery Inc fitting - C. Β£220 c/w 5 Yes warranty. Which to go withπ€π€π€
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The tree actually split both sides of the hedge. Not sure if a lightning strike or just the gales. Another tree had fallen in the graveyard π
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I spent Christmas Day with my daughter and grandchildren. After dinner crackers were pulled and jokes read out. I could swear it was just as if @RajSKohliexcop was in the room πππ Happy New year young manπ
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To traverse nature is like walking through a gallery of time.
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