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@CarlLPalmer

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Nerd. Scientist. Wyoming-curious. ADHD brain. Feeler of feels. Pro-monocle. Political psychologist. Occasionally intentionally obsequious. He/him.

Normal, IL
Joined August 2010
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
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My new work photo because I forgot to send one in. I think this captures my essence well - just needs a beard
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@MikeBeauvais
Mike Beauvais
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Matt Chapman looks like Pedro Pascal playing Jeff Kent.
@MLB
MLB
5 months
Matt Chapman homers as the @SFGiants toss a 3-hit shutout.
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@rhartman
Ryan Hartman
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Trains can have quiet cars, no cell phone cars, and other restrictions. Why can't flights? I'd pay extra to guarantee there's no babies on my flight is all I'm saying.
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
Why isn’t the Gladiator ‘sequel’ just called Gladiators?
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@CarlLPalmer
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1 year
This
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
This needs to be far more common. And as a discipline, we need to find a way to evaluate teaching that is at least more fair than the evals, that maybe 1/8 of the class shows up for. And are horribly biased.
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
When will we be able to pre-order?
@LeanneCPowner
Dr. Leanne C. Powner
1 year
It is finished. The 2nd edition revisions of my book manuscript are fundamentally done. 154,539 words, 266 single-spaced pages. A few references and figures to insert, and the glossary needs updated, but the hard part's done. Off to a well-deserved drink. Cheers!
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
Tis the season!!!
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
Make better bagels, rather than coating them with flavor assist, bagel makers
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
This. If I have to wash my beard after eating a bagel, there is too much shmear
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
Librarian folks, I have a curiosity - how do you decide what new books to add to your libraries? And if you could get a copy of a book for free, would that make it easier to find space for it? My dad wrote and self-published a YA fiction novel, and just wants it to get read.
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
folks that play chess - how seriously do you take it? Fun matches with friends on the weekends? Studying strategies and playing against simulated opponents? We just started up a game at work. And it’s so fun, but I’m worried I bore my opponents.
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
Had a discussion with a new academic colleague today. When you move in to your new office, do you immediately bring the useful books in first, or the ‘cool books’ that you hope give you street cred in the dept?
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
So (munching on a waffle), what have I missed? (Dabs syrup off of chin, realizes it’s fully in beard and there is no hope) I heard the Dow is up? That must be good Also, apparently we might be consuming more plastic than is good for us? Why I don’t date… Anyway, what’s up?
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
This
@BarackObama
Barack Obama
1 year
Bad debate nights happen. Trust me, I know. But this election is still a choice between someone who has fought for ordinary folks his entire life and someone who only cares about himself. Between someone who tells the truth; who knows right from wrong and will give it to the
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
if interested, dm here, or electronic m me at my Illinois state place
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@CarlLPalmer
Mr. Palmer is My Dad
1 year
Academic folks who might want survey data from this fall Hoping to put together a multi-disciplinary, multi-university omnibus study. We can collaborate on the design, common demos, and then, independent battery time depends on who wants in? Once was part of a 7 uni study
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