Cara Phelan
@Caramchardy
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Soprano dramatic/dramatic coloratura
london
Joined April 2011
Dear Mom and Dad, if you can read this tweet, Congratulations!!! it's time for lesson number 10. http://t.co/FhNsrQ24jB
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http://t.co/gqoLpvVFTy Enrage the one you love today with a calm, rational explanation.
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http://t.co/6TmJBIJR7U Can't imagine what's it like to have no imagination.
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http://t.co/4m8p3pSmce Sad to think it's been three years since Notorious B.I.G. would have died of heart disease anyway.
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http://t.co/3MydNetgEX In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.
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If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/BQUgt1KCac
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http://t.co/rAAxTb7bS1 Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.
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It's hot as balls today. And by "balls" I mean "testicles". http://t.co/HZLFSSvP
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Gather round children, for my machine powered by round children http://t.co/GCwcL9zz
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Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood. http://t.co/yES1nr6s
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Really want to go see The Strokes play in a lovely wee venue in london. Wonder if that will work out!
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