Alan
@Caram_Alan
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Over the past 50 years, $79 trillion in wealth has been redistributed from the bottom 90% to the top 1%. If income inequality today was the same as it was in 1975 median income would be double what it is today. Instead, 60% live paycheck to paycheck. Three words: Tax The Rich
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‘F24 Ep9 - Round 1 & Awards - #SDLERs - Hoops & Hangovers’ is on #SoundCloud
https://t.co/W6jjyKKlts Settle in for an hour and a half of @Caram_Alan and DRuff talking regular season awards and the playoffs!!
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ICYMI: ‘F24 Ep7 - Daddy VOLO - #SDLERs - Hoops & Hangovers’ by AOOOO is on #SoundCloud
https://t.co/22QqeEFSXX Alan sits down with Tibbs (a real person!) to talk through all things Volo
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I've matured. I'm now a tuck in my shirt guy. (Shows off the dumper nicely) 🍑
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If you tell me dinner is at 7pm and it's not cooking or on the way by then I will take matters into my own hands.
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My barber talks about my bald spot like my doctor talks about cancer. 👴
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RIP the best to ever do it. Your pizza was too hot. The bully special was too cheap. They had to kill you. 💔
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If funerals are supposed to be sad why do they give me trading cards of the deceased?
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Sometimes you have to eat a whole tuna salad and hope you don't get gas before yoga. 😨
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Maine Celtics might lose but the Red claws would never BRING THEM BACK 🦞
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Somebody needs to make a chastity belt but it's just to keep me from 🏀 outside when it's nice out. 😢
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Aww shoot I still have to play the shell game with the IRS. 🐢 🐢 🐢 (Do my taxes)
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