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Living behind the Gammon Curtain. Industrial scale snark with the occasional post about the EU, customs and borders. Really, really hates racists.

Joined July 2020
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@CaptainSwing666
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Brexiters, if you can't understand why the EU won't let you send goods unchecked into their territory let me explain it to you in simple terms:. A question: would you buy a car, sight unseen, from someone you didn't know? I'm assuming you aren't completely stupid, so I'll say no.
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And in today's episode of "oops, we didn't think this through," we have the Fantastic Foreskins.
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Religious people: I'm only prevented from lying because I fear the wrath of my particular sky fairy. Also, Religious people: Yes, Trump lies, but he's a very religious man, so I forgive him. They don't have religion, they have unresolvable daddy issues.
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Looks like the bottom is falling out of the celebrity chef world, doesn't it?. I think I'll stick to Elizabeth David.
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RT @samueltombs: That settles it: the tariffs are inflationary (amazing it was ever a question). Big increases in June in prices for goodsโ€ฆ.
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Well, that's it. I sold over 40 watches from my collection to buy something more substantial. From the proceeds I've managed to buy (second hand) these three. No more.
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Future husbands, take note. Don't do this.
@beyoncegarden
๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ป๐˜†๐Ÿซง๐Ÿ’š
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this is so weird i'm sorry๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Psst, it's only a "gold plated pension" because your employers stripped the plating from yours. .
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Some are claiming that US price rises aren't happening yet. 4 options:. 1. They're lying.2. The stats aren't in yet.3. The price enhanced goods haven't hit the shelves yet. 4. The importing companies have decided collectively to take a billion dollar loss. 4 is unlikely.
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RT @BeckettUnite: โ€œI am Francesca Albaneseโ€. โ€œI can tell you there is no joy and no pride in being known as the chronicler of genocide.โ€. โ€œโ€ฆ.
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RT @jdpoc: THIS DAY in 1936, British Union of Fascists leader Oswald Mosley tried to speak in #Hull to recruit thugs to his cause. They werโ€ฆ.
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They'd be equally as disappointed if there wasn't a viewing platform.
@BanjoAtheist
Banjo Skeptic
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Does anyone else get the feeling that a lot of Christians would be really bummed if it turned out there was no hell?.
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This should get the gammon frothing.
@GermanAmbUK
Miguel Berger
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The German ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Government has announced the visit of Chancellor @_FriedrichMerz to the UK on July 17th for the signing of the bilateral ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช friendship treaty.
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Ugh
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RT @Eddystone506: This was the only question ๐Ÿ‘‡. We left the EU. If you expected a situation other than the disaster the UK is now in, youโ€ฆ.
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There's a special place in hell for gits who win an auction on eBay and then don't pay for it.
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Uncle Niggle: wants to leave the ECJ and then wants to dismantle our democracy.
@dave43law
dave lawrence ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ 
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Could Nigel Farage do worse as prime minister? You better believe it
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Sign of the times: once we were an insignificant little planet in an unfashionable arm of the galaxy. Now we're apparently the most important sphere in the galaxy. Interesting psychology.
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Hey, Brexiters. What does "controlling our border" mean to you?.
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Hey, brexiters! Are you prepared to pay the additional costs to control our borders in the way you want?. It's not going to be cheap.
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Gosh, this post attracted the fucknuts. Muting it now.
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