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a man with a mission. #DISMASTED

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@CAPTAINREVENGE
CAPTAIN Ahab
8 years
The third day of the hunt. Today is the day. I can feel it. I know it. I will go down with this ship and I'm taKING THE WHALE WITH ME #DISMASTED
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CAPTAIN Ahab
8 years
SO CLOSE!!!! I lost more boats and another leg BUT WE'VE COME SO FAR
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CAPTAIN Ahab
8 years
Ooooooh the day is coming. It's CLOSE. I need me a super special harpoon. Made with the best metal...I'll even help work on it...and of course it needs some finishing touches of human blood. @queequeg_sails I'm not kidding about the blood. Hand it over
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CAPTAIN Ahab
8 years
Okay fine I changed my mind. Fix the barrels
@braveStarbuck
Starbuck
8 years
I'm not gonna fight you on this, I'm just gonna say you should probably be more afraid of yourself than you are of me. [mic drop] my Twitter @ handle is braveStarbuck for a reason
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CAPTAIN Ahab
8 years
ABSOLUTELY NOT. We are NOT wasting that time. I AM LORD OF THIS SHIP
@braveStarbuck
Starbuck
8 years
Hey @CAPTAINREVENGE the oil is leaking. We need to stop so we can fix the barrels, otherwise we're gonna waste a ton of it after everything we went through to get it
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CAPTAIN Ahab
8 years
I splintered my stupid ivory leg leaving the Enderby just now 😩 this is all that accursed beast's fault. DAMN YOU @TheOnlyMoby! Now I need a new one. #dismasted DO NOT @ me about the groin-piercing incident
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CAPTAIN Ahab
8 years
I know we successfully killed a whale today and all...but is it bad that I literally do not care? It wasn't @TheOnlyMoby!! I ONLY CARE ABOUT HIM. Honestly it wouldn't matter if we killed like a thousand of these whales. I just want THE ONE. #DISMASTED
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CAPTAIN Ahab
8 years
LOOK ALIVE SAILOR, TASHTEGO HAS SPOTTED A WHALE @im_not_isaac @braveStarbuck TO THE BOATS!
@queequeg_sails
Queequeg
8 years
mat-weaving w/ @im_not_isaac. it's a good time :)
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CAPTAIN Ahab
8 years
I SAW that tweet about me being crazy. Can you relax??? I'm not insane, OBVIOUSLY we can hunt other whales! 🙄 In fact, we should. DUH. We still need money and, like, something to DO.
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CAPTAIN Ahab
8 years
another night with my maps and charts under lamplight...gonna find that whale if it's the last thing I do. #dedication #dismasted
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CAPTAIN Ahab
8 years
I'm FOLLOWING him. Get it? #DISMASTED #AccursedWhiteWhale
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CAPTAIN Ahab
8 years
it's HAPPENING folks. that whale doesn't know WHAT'S coming for him. YOU'LL ALL SEE. #dismasted
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