CaptainDznuts
@CaptainDznuts
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Ummm. Neurotic extraordinaire, collector of ridiculous objects. I buried the first artifacts during phase one of earth. Unknown best selling author.
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Joined August 2024
I thought she was teaching sign language at first. I was wrong
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This whole state against state thing is pretty fucking retarded.
Texas is trying to rig our elections and pull off a blatant partisan power grab. I’m in Albany with the Texas Democratic delegation to discuss a path forward — and fight back. Watch live:
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Had been wondering why pee pads were always flipped over. Thanks Charlie, but glad you play with your puppies
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So FBI is def deep state and needs to go.
The FBI took a historic step this week by opening a new Law Enforcement Attaché office in Wellington, New Zealand. The FBI has over 60 such offices around the world to work with partners, building intelligence networks, and confronting growing threats — but this is the first new
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Sweating outside and really wish someone would make a cooling bra ala this
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Fun fact. This man played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Watch Evolution. It's funny
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I think the sphere is responsible for the decline in tourism. It's a freaking eyesore
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I wonder what they paid to have a scoop of soap suds as dessert
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