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Ummm. Neurotic extraordinaire, collector of ridiculous objects. I buried the first artifacts during phase one of earth. Unknown best selling author.

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@CaptainDznuts
CaptainDznuts
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One of these days I'll get around to publishing this
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@CaptainDznuts
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The country was divided, and I was team Kelly
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@CaptainDznuts
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I need a skeleton war
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@CaptainDznuts
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Seafood boil or Ariel's laundry. You decide
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@CaptainDznuts
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When you flip flop on which way to go
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@riverrat328
Riverrat328
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The scariest yard ever 😟🤣🤣🤣
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@tadgh_dc
Phairy Megan
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“Antisemitism” is being against the industrial scale rape of White children by violent imported Kalergi golem
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@RavensNest1776
Raven's Nest
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Terminology Lesson: What is the difference between Communism, Socialism, Fascism, and Capitalism? How is Capitalism different than Corporatism?
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@CaptainDznuts
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I hate texts regarding politics
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How long until the other wheels are missing?
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Protesting clean water is weird
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@CaptainDznuts
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I love old technology. And even better, it doesn't require electricity
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@1776General_
The General
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Just a reminder. Article IV, Section 4
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It really was in our face
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Asking for a tip when doing an inspection is bloody ridiculous
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Be expressive
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@bryster3413
Bryster Hulzini (Hulsey)
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@EngineerChiefCE
Chief_Engineer
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Taking Hindi in my spare time ran across an interesting Indian word from their culture - Kabza The New Kabza In India, kabza means taking something that isn’t yours land, property, power. Today, they’ve brought that same idea here. Through visa loopholes and internal hiring
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@Real_RobN
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Here is: THE GREATEST MONEY LAUNDERING OPERATION ON THE PLANET IN HUMAN HISTORY, Turns out the Paris Accords is right here on American soil. This is: Pizza-man John Podesta is overseeing a $375 BILLION in climate slut fund — billions of which are being laundered to
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They packed a lot of bodies in that Toyota
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That's a wicked prank
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