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Ummm. Neurotic extraordinaire, collector of ridiculous objects. I buried the first artifacts during phase one of earth. Unknown best selling author.

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One of these days I'll get around to publishing this
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Lil bro is beatboxing
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😵‍💫🤮 I saw it, so you have to
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The flipping news must go on 🙃
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Da Pika da pika da pika
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I love this little witch
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Cameraman for the win
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Sometimes you should listen
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She had one job
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Yeah, I would have jammed out too.
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The HOA won't be bothering Kevin anymore
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Rumor has it, they're still looking for the ball
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And here we have a toddler demonstrating gaslighting
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We've all had that coworker
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Robots have mastered screwing around at work until time runs out
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You don't say
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I haven't been using canned snow to its full potential
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How do you even eat that?
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Nothing beats a sibling fight
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Teachers are going to love these two hell cats
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I thought it was common knowledge 🤨🤨
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