For those waiting patiently for my orders (might take a few years).

Ship wide reminder that I do not like spiders.

My encounters with the Klingons always leave me with indelible memories.

A long tradition of luxurious captain’s quarters. #TalkLikeAPirateDay #disneyland

The one time I have fun on the bridge. #wherefungoestodie #TalkLikeAPirateDay

When I tell Spock to not do anything I wouldn’t do. To be fair, he followed my orders. Of course, I would have done the same! #strangenewworlds

Starfleet’s secret weapon against the Gorn.

Command tip: whenever possible use cowboy metaphors to make the crew feel more at ease. This is especially true when you *used to* a test pilot and you're hoping that test piloting is just like riding a horse; you never forget how. #StrangeNewWorlds

Until a certain encounter with a crystal, I would have said that my worst nightmare would have been to burst into songs on the bridge and have a very private conversation in front of my crew. Boreth put this little inconvenience into perspective. #strangenewworlds

#captainbatel we can save her. We WILL save her.

The better question might be: am I ready for some fancy flying? Engineering, make sure the inertial dampeners are working.

I’d rather meet with the Klingons than having dinner with the in-laws.

I’d have to say @spacedoctorphil even when he chases me with a hypo.

That might be explain the assignments lately.

When negotiating with the Klingons, send Spock with some blood wine. Sickbay can fix the morning after side effects.

Helm, set a course. There is a horse in that nebula!.

Regarding that extended ship warranty you’re trying to sell me?

RT @CaptainCPike1: Do you think Admiral April may be holding a slight grudge over my hiring of Neera to represent Una?.

I’ve heard that cadets can train you to handle toddlers. Or maybe it was the other way around. #spacedad

Do you think Admiral April may be holding a slight grudge over my hiring of Neera to represent Una?.