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If you are one of my Twitter friends from when it was fun, or if you are anti-fascist and want the USA to remain a real democracy with real elections, please follow me to BlueSky. X has become unbearable. @capthowdy777.bsky.social

I think I am going to have to follow folks out of Twitter. It fucking sucks ass. I'm gonna try BlueSky. We'll see what that's like.

I know it doesn't look it, but this is a very diverse cabinet once you allow that "rapist" and "child rapist" exist on a spectrum. #MAGA #MAGACult

Had I the means to move to another country, I would use those same means to defend it instead of leaving.

I am inconsolable. The only thing keeping me alive this moment is the fear of what shooting myself in the head will be like.

I dare you to find ONE PERSON who is against Elon Musk fucking off to Mars.

.@A24 When are you going to explain why you decided not to allow #TheSixth to be available on streaming servies? Why is it only to buy?

.@A24 Why are you not supporting #TheSixth? Why isn't it streaming as was planned? What is your explanation?

.@JerrySeinfeld complaining about how "woke" means you can't be successful pushing boundaries after @TaikaWaititi wins an Oscar playing HItler in his movie about a Hitler Youth lol

.@JerrySeinfeld joining the anti-semites who cry about "woke" ruining comedy while @alwayssunny continues to thrive just further proves @curb_david was the real genius behind his success.

This fucking lunatic. This shit crosses a line. 100% fascist due to its promise of stochastic violence. Justice is coming for him and he knows it.

BRAVO! Thank you, Large Marge!

This tweet has aged well.

Hey everyone, Captain Howdy has a new job! So if your Ouija board goes to VM stick a Post-it on there and I'll have a local Union Demon check on you. #Pazuzu

I wish the whole world was like this every day... This is awesome! 👏 https://t.co/3kUrf7OdVg

Just now occurred to me, I have two full years dry. Yay! #RecoveryPossee

Everybody calm down. Only the oligarchs enjoy "assassination coordinates". We commoners merely occupy homicide axes.

High on that narcissistic supply!