Derek Montilla
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Cover @Dbacks for @PHNX_Dbacks • #DATES Snackologist™ • 🇵🇷 • Commissioner for @IZWWrestlingAZ • Member of @thesteelcage
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I HAVE BEEN AT CHASE FIELD FOR A FLOOD, A PLAGUE, AND NOW A SWARM OF BEES. I HOPE IM HERE FOR THE FAMINE AND THE INEVITABLE APOCALYPSE
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Let’s recap here:
✔️The Coyotes left Shane Doan’s retirement banner behind at Gila River Arena in Glendale.
✔️Then, it was thrown in the trash.
✔️ A hockey-loving king found it, kept it, and gave it back to Doan tonight.
I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS ORGANIZATION!!!
Shane Doan has been reunited with his retirement banner.
A significant piece of Coyotes history that was left behind at Gila River Arena.
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*During sex*
Me: i want you to hurt me
Her: you romanticize the attitude era, but the matches were garbage, women were treated horribly, and the storylines were repetitive
Me: what
Her: D-X cut a promo in blackface and it was somehow totally acceptable in 1998
Me: stop
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WWE made over a billion dollars last year so please explain to me why they can’t afford to pay people to work in their retail store and make it make sense.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
#SURVIVORSERIES
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We are holding and hostage. Our price is for Austin Aries to get vaccinated.
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They played the track for Happier Than Ever while waiting for
@billieeilish
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Brady retires without a winning record against the
@AZCardinals
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"Grandpa, why didn't you guys do anything to stop the robots before they could take over and enslave us?"
"Well, my boy...I tried to warn people but they were too busy tweeting about how fun and cute the robots looked while they cavorted and frolicked."
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We don't deserve R-Truth as the United States Champion.
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Jon Huber once explained during an interview what his tweets meant, and it's kind of beautiful:
Huber: “So today is Thursday, and if I was to say to you ‘you know what that means,’ what would you say?”
Fox Sports: “I’m not sure… that there’s 24 days until WrestleMania?”
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You know you’ve lived in Phoenix too damn long when you see 103 in the weather forecast and think “Oh it’s pretty nice outside”
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This is the same security guard that took Enzo out tonight. I say she deserves a title shot at this point.
#SurvivorSeries
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Rare and adorable footage of a Young Han Solo and his best friend Chewbacca
If you’ve had a rough week check out Little Man snoozing with his very good boy.❤️🐶🌎
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During his funeral service right now, it was discussed that Jay Briscoe’s “Reach for the Sky” catchphrase was actually from Toy Story (he would always cry when watching it) and I don’t know if there is a better way to explain who Jamin Pugh was as a person than that.
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Some people are just better at this job than I am.
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I needed this more than a cup of coffee
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The D-backs and Astros could both clinch their playoff spots in the same game, with both clubhouses hypothetically popping bottles tonight. Not sure if that's ever happened before in MLB history. Will they have a joint pool party if so? Stay tuned.
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Man, I don't remember what happened on RAW two weeks ago, but I can tell you every detail about that time Dean Malenko dressed up as Ciclope to win a Cruiserweight title shot vs Chris Jericho on an episode of WCW Nitro over 20 years ago.
My point is make better television.
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Regardless of how you feel, let's all just be a little proud that Women's Wrestling finally has enough respect that people are mad about it being left off the card.
#WWEGRR
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Bookmarking this for later.
First time driving with dad and he dressed-up like a crash-test dummy. Can’t stop laughing...
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People are complaining about prices at Chase Field LOOK DO YOU WANT VALUE BEERS OR DO YOU WANT TO PAY JORDAN MONTGOMERY $25 MILLION YOU CANT HAVE BOTH
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THERE’S A TRUCK DRIVING AROUND PLAYING D-BACKS HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE MF YOFFS AND IM READY TO RUN THROUGH ONE OF THESE RESIDENTIAL BRICK WALLS
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Other women are throwing their bras at Billie Eilish on stage right now. This show is wild.
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Huber: “OK, well there’s your answer. It means something very specific to me that people may never know, but when I write that and you say what you just said, you get yourself your answer. That’s what it means to you.”
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DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CAM JOHNSON?????!!!!
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Having a bad day? Here's a basket of golden retriever puppies to change that.
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"As a CEO, I never expect employees to do anything I am
not willing to do myself." - Linda McMahon
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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever had your underdog baseball team surpass expectations and make it to the National League Championship Series?
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Guy Fieri looking like he just landed a springboard moonsault in a triple threat match with
@KingRicochet
&
@WillOspreay
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LMFAO THE END GAME IS A RAFFLE FOR RAW TICKETS THIS COMPANY IS THE WORST
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Lindsey Graham is drunk and is breaking up with Trump on live television
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$1.6 billion with a B.
Hurricane Hanna - just now - blowing over Trump’s mighty border wall between the United States and Mexico....
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Animal Farm warned us about this.
Nevsehir, Turkey:
A goat, a sheep, and three lambs have been terrorizing people in the streets...
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I need 'The Adventures of Biscuit & Waffle' to be picked up by Netflix.
Biscuit and Waffles are out for a ride to begin the week.
Pets, bruh...
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Shout out to the very last kid who just wanted to be like everyone else.
Thanks to all moms out there today — for raising us, teaching us, loving us, and picking us up when we fall. You rock.
Happy Mother’s Day.🌎❤️
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If you feel like you want to do something, it would be very Ucey to show support and donate to Sami Zayne’s fundraiser for Syria.
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The “Brooklyn Bridges” merch is going to be incredible.
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They absolutely cannot be called the Coyotes.
UTAH COYOTES /// HOME UNIFORM
- Use of red/orange/yellow similar to Jazz in the past to evoke Utah
- Kept same primary logo because it's too good
- Secondary logo has moon shift to form 'U' for Utah
- 'Delicate Arch' on bottom of jersey and in hanger effect to tie into to Utah
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RIP D-backs 2023 season
Time of death: Sunday, August 6th at 4:02 PM
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What a night. This moment was a highlight. I’ve never experienced electricity like this at Chase Field before in my life.
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LEMONADE LEMONADE LIKE GRANDMA MADE! Welcome back Derrick Moore!
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Torey Lovullo told me that they should have ran a promotion where fans who have a ticket to tonight’s Suns game could come to today’s D-backs game for free and have a full day of Arizona sports. He truly is a man of the people.
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He's....not wrong.
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GIVE ME EVERY ANGLE!!!!!
#ValleyOop
New angle.
This pass from Jae Crowder to Deandre Ayton was absolutely perfect. Suns win…
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Corbin Carroll is coming to us live from what appears to be a bar in Scottsdale with his friends and teammates like Alek Thomas and Brandon Pfaadt in attendance.
Meanwhile, James Outman is in his bedroom. Alone.
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How the hell is Adam Driver so good at hosting
@nbcsnl
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Get Out is not a comedy. The problem here is that the studio has placed winning an award above reinforcing the message behind the film. By dangerously labeling it a comedy, it allows racist people who actually watch it to dismiss its message instead of learning something from it.
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Attention
@JaneCastor
,
From one mayor to another, something needs to be done here.
@WrestleCon
is a staple of WrestleMania weekend ran by some good folks who don't have the resources to get raked over the coals like this. Please make an actual declaration about gatherings.
Thanks for asking Peter. Unfortunately Mania cancelling before the city or state actually puts us in a bad situation with our venues.
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This MF Sam Adonis’ entrance video is just Argentina beating Mexico in the World Cup
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Paul Heyman and Eric Bischoff are running pro wrestling shows on TV. WWE has a competitor on TNT. Toy Story is the biggest movie in the country. The year is obviously 1995.
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Royal Rumble: "My entrance ramp was the most ridiculous in history. They'll never make that mistake again."
WrestleMania: "Hold my beer."
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Every Bruno Mars song is about how awesome it is to hang out with him.
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