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Theoretical Astrophysicist(S.E) 🔭 Award-Winning #Journalist . Proper Chels.💙 Passionate about local film.🎬 Building an app for memes. #Calethe
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So African logic tells us to leave a cow of 1.5M outside at night and take the chicken of 30K inside? 🫂🤦💀
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But jokes aside, what is the use of this small part on a jean? 🥱
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When I was 13, I got my girlfriend pregnant and while many told us to abort, we decided to keep him and named him Jagaban! ♥️ Glad to see how much you've grown, son! Happy 18th BD! 😊🎂
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"Jesus was with Satan alone in the desert but we have their entire conversation"
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How the landlord plays with your Bae when you're at work...!!! 🥱😂👨🏾🦯
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I'm disappointed to see so many Ugandans trashing the Nana Remix! I think that, all factors considered, this is a chance for us to give our boy some credit...What Baraka is doing is something truly remarkable for his age and level in the industry. Cheers to our very own! 🏆👏
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The English they speak at Ugandan Police Stations,🙄🤦🏼 We just keep quiet cause they have guns...!!! 👨🏾🦯😂
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I took my girlfriend to my friend's place and his dogs didn't bark at her...!!! 👀🤔🧐
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Let's settle this once and for all...!!! 👌💯👨🏾🦯
Kelly🥀 VS Azziad🔥
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How do I explain to my kids that the one on the left is an African and the one on the right is European 😭😂💀
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Naye Makerere Students! 🙌🤣
One is dressed as if it is winter, the other is dressed as if it is summer!😂🤣
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I'm tired of pretending...What is the difference between a State Minister and a Cabinet Minister? 👀🧑🦯🤷
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You think you've been stressed before...has electricity ever gone when this thing is still in the family DVD player!!! 💀
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This is rape! 😒 The woman looks intoxicated beyond consent and the guy clearly knows someone is recording and shows no remorse for taking advantage of a drunk woman
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Ugandan girls:
Her Mom: 🇺🇬
Her Dad: 🇺🇬
Her siblings: 🇺🇬
Her: 🇺🇬🇷🇼
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Show me a better picture than this on the internet 💡
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These two are dating but they fear to post each other on Twitter...So I have decided to help them. 🥱👨🏾🦯
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At what age did you discover The Rock has an identical twin called The Sand
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People who bought MTN shares, how far with the business ba dear...??? 👀😂🔥
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This girl is causing problems in the MUK electoral process...!!!🤣🤦🏼💀
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So Muhoozi is guarded more than the Speaker of Parliament!? 🤌🏻🔥👀
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EDDY KENZO IS BETTER THAN DAVIDO 😏😎💪🇺🇬🇳🇬
Number of Grammy Nominations:
1🇺🇬 0🇳🇬
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Please Help me celebrate my beloved mother with a RT🤗🙏♥️
The Mom ♥️ The Son 🔥
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! What started as just banter has now become HATE SPEECH and that is wrong!
I wont deny, Dee is my big sister and friend, but it's not even about that!
Let's not forget that all this started from an insensitive tweet made by a clout hungry tweep! And...
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When you're chilling with the big boys but you know you have no supper...!!! 🥺😂
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Kale mbu these ones were also once in love! 😂💀🤦
Naye abana ba Twitter
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Y'all don't want to admit it but this kind of relationship is far more peaceful than those agemates who stress you till you divorce each other
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What do you know about Aunties with these kind of arms! 💡😌👩🦯
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Henry Ssenyondo of number plate UAT204Y, stay away from my woman! 😡😤
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Lecturer: "First rule of Medical school, you must NEVER laugh at a patient!"
Patient: Me:
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I envision an Africa where the youth can thrive through the power of Memes ~ Canaan (MemeLord) 🇺🇬
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After 2 Diplomas and 1 degree, I still haven't figured out the use of this..!! 🤷♂️🤦🏼👨🏾🦯
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KIRYA has decided to take on the whole Entebbe Airport Staff single handedly 😂🔥
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Bank Robbers: "EVERYBODY, DOWN ON YOUR KNEES...!!!"
MUBS interns:
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+1yrs to me 🎂 🎈🥳
This year, I've managed to register my own company, travel the world, make new awesome friends and still keep my virginity for an extra year! 🤗🥀💀
CHEERS TO THE NEW AGE!!!
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Thanks Twitter for 40K followers.. the age of my Sugar Mummy! 🔱😂🤩🎉
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They paid over 16M tuition for this boy to study Journalism at Makerere for 4yrs!!!
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I'm looking for a 2 room apartment around Kampala, self contained in a gate. My budget is 300K per month! 💡👀🙏🏽🥀💀
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WHAT IS THE SWEETEST...??? 👀🧘🏼🔥
Sex OR Jack Fruit
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While you sleep, she's out there keeping you and the rest of the country safe 🇺🇬♥️
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TRADITIONAL WEDDINGS IN EAST AFRICA: 🥱👨🏾🦯🥀
Ugandan Bride🇺🇬 VS Kenyan Bride 🇰🇪
#KenyaVsUganda
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Which Ugandan celebrity can slap Mariachi for us live at Comedy Store...??? 👨🏾🦯🤣💯
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Visited my friend at hostel and found our lecturer cooking...!!! 🧎🏼💀😂
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My first time on National Television and this is the Head Line...!!!🤦🏽🤌😭💔💀
#MamaDsWorldRecord
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Between losing your Phone and losing your National ID, which one is worse? 🤔👀
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My Landlord's daughter has started vomiting every morning atte me I don't like seeing sick people so let me pack my things and leave tonight!!! 🏃🏼♂️
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I really love those shoes! Best thing in the picture! 💀👀😌😂
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When you're passing through town and you hear " empale nya za mutwalo"
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The worst part is that Lyca Mobile users will find out the news Next Month because of slow network
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When a former Taxi driver gets a job at Uganda Airlines 😂🇺🇬✈️
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But if the country is only 61yrs old, people who are 62 and above, where were they living? 👀
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Kenya is having elections, Tanzania arrested Kizz Daniel, Uganda what are we doing this week...??? 👀👨🏾🦯🇺🇬
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The DJ hearing louder hand claps coming from the toilet
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What do you say to this Princess that was born today? 🎊♥️🎂🤗
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Other countries are landing on the moon, Ugandans are landing on Petrol stations 🤦🏽
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Celebrating my brother's divorce! He has chosen to focus on the Bag...!!!💪🏼😂🥳
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This hairless chimpanzee from Tanzania has a better body than your boyfriend! 🙌🏻😂
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Me: *Orders food on Jumia using VPN*
My Delivery guy in Mexico:
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Bruno K at NBS Head Quarters:
"Open the door, I just want to talk to Kayz peacefully"
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Vin Diesel: "I'm the fastest and most reckless driver ever..."
Ugandan Taxi Drivers:
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Why do women's nudes trend more than men's nudes? 🤔👀👨🏾🦯
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Husband has 200k, Wife has 500k
What is the total amount in the house...??? 💀😂👀🤔💡
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My roommate's kikomando went missing and now he is suspecting me🙄 How could i steal something which even had too much salt??
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What 3 words are sweeter than "I LOVE YOU"...??? 🤡👀😂👨🏾🦯
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Unlike Crystal Panda's music career, my account is actually growing! 🎉😂
THANKS FOR the 50k followers! 🥳♥️
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@UmemeLtd
DON'T BLAME US for "illegal connections". I've been off for 3Days now, I reported my issue to you and been tossed around. Why suffer when I have a guy who can do it in less than 40mins!
I assure you tomorrow I'm not sleeping in darkness! Whether properly or my own ways
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These two are the biggest comedians in Uganda currently! 💀😂🇺🇬
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Antelope was running like crazy. Elephant asked "why are you running" She replied "Police are arresting all goats." Elephant said "but you're not a goat!" The antelope replied "with our current justice system, it'll take me 20 years to prove I'm not a goat" They both ran...🥺🤌😂
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I DARE YOU to drop a screenshot of your current wallpaper...😊⚡️🥰
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What is that one thing you can NEVER do even if they gave you billions of cash? 🕯👀👨🏾🦯
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So, God told the man in WHITE to drink Alcohol but never get married...Then told the man in BLACK never to drink Alcohol but get married to 4 wives!? 👀🤔😂
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🚨According to our investigations, the musician known as Pallaso was shooting a new music video with Alien Skinn called "Ojakutya Danger"...The public should remain calm, it was all a stunt!
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Uganda is 2nd best English speaking country in Africa.😬 We would be No.1 if it weren't for Banyankore and their "we roast our money yesterday" 🤦🏼😂👨🏾🦯
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The irony is that over half of the people posting about Potholes don't even have a T.I.N...and more than 70% of them dont even know what that is. 🥱🧑🦯🤷
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The only coach that can rescue Man U right now...!!! 👨🏾🦯😂💯🥀
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But what were bedbugs doing before beds were invented...???🤔
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If you don't believe in witchcraft, just remember that this guy scored a WORLD CUP FINAL hattrick and still lost! 💔😭😂
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Men who have never killed themselves for a woman...
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But Maama Kampala has never been on topic ever!!! 😂🤦🏽💀
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