Huge reminder that The Wonder Years are the best to ever fucking do it

Alone here in the August heat.5x5 Friday

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

Me? Liking you? It’s not like your face consumes my dreams or anything.

Walking into the bar a buying everyone a round of backshots.

Thinking about when I saw Arm’s Length the first time and how I got dropped directly on my head after I stage dived.

I’m not like most girls, I’m a 29 year old man.

Looking for an oomf who will shoot me with a g*n.

Stupid, dumbass Hot Mulligan writing a stupid, dumbass song called Monster Burger and a $5 Beer and making my stupid, dumbass cry.

RT @WiseDisguiseIL: 🚨 huge show announcement 🚨 .November 8th w/ @harrisongordo13 .@Heart2Gold & @amphibiansCA @offbroadwaystl .Tickets avai….

Stay offline as I’m looking for peace of mind .5x5 Friday

This TSSF tour is so unserious. We’re gonna be getting our ass beat during Pain of Truth and then immediately we’re gonna hear a song about getting french fries with your best friend.

Do you think the judge would let me plea insanity for my parking ticket.

Listening to Pinegrove before bed as a form of self love.

They’re saying this one is an all timer.

Seeing people on TikTok glaze McCafferty, of all bands, is so heinous I cannot even begin.

RT @catcanalita: #bobsburgers but make it kewpie/sonny angel/cabbage patch/fisher price or whatever you wanna call them .

My two moods :)

Learning how to go viral right quick

RT @combatbaltimore: Hi today marks the 1 year anniversary of our last album, Stay Golden, being released. Not a “listen to my band” kind o….

Crazy that Pool Kids gets to be the most talented AND the most attractive band of all time.

I don’t know what I’m getting up for.(5x5 Friday, duh :3)