#Cans

Wish Elz would wipe his arse #stinks

Wish Youngy would stop fartin

BREAKING NEWS: Nearney returns! Right-back and former Blues loanee Josh Nearney has returned to the Seasiders for an undisclosed fee from Northern League Division One side Whitley Bay. MORE: https://t.co/rotvs1ZaCb

Me x

Okay so after this week in Marbella has broken me, I’ve decided I want a girlfriend, Any takers?

Can’t believe it’s coming home

Tangos dead ting

When the vodka turns you into a different person and you regret it in the morning...

Send nudes so I know you got home ok

Just seen a wasp off for a game of Quidditch there hahahahahaha #HarryPotter

All fun and games putting funny references when sending money to ya pals until you have to ring Halifax and he brings up 'kiddy porn dvds'

Kmt

Man like Haye squaring up to a wall looool

Phone broke so pls slide into my dms for chat x x x

Man like Cheick😔

Conservative - @ me