Calmguy Normalman
@CalmTooCold
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☭⚜️❤️🔥🧔🏼♀️ 100% *NOT* @-ohmyskeet
CWCVille, VA
Joined September 2022
If I follow you and you don't know who this is it's definitely NOT "Presto®️ Cool Daddy" on an account I had to make to evade any sort of ban
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Ella Mai is so cracked dude. I know I talk shit on British music, particularly their attempts at American Rap / R&B but the girl is undeniable. So many bangers.
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Anybody else had "gloving TikTok" inflicted upon them seemingly outta nowhere?
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St Louis will be "back" when you can realistically see the Rolls ridin thru Kinloch again
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This was pretty ass btw lmao
Now I can say I've eaten at least a little bit of camel?? So I got that goin for me
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These Somalis are taking over America man…
Top US lawmakers light menorah made from Iranian missiles shot down by Israel at the Capitol
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"I'm as yimby as they come... ... HOWEVAHHHHHH it's simply ludicrous to conceive of adding real density to this area" Yet again, The Bay Area yearns to be cleansed
Should San Francisco allow a 25 story apartment tower to be built on top of the Marina Safeway? Probably not. I'm as YIMBY as they come. But 25 stories in a neighborhood where everything is 3 to 4 stories seems excessive. 🧵
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Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree
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Yes this is the trick, you set them up with everything they need and you let a new Marx be born every minute
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"be gay do crime" mfs when you're a gay sex tourist committing white collar crime
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(looking at my phone while eating and watching TV) "I bet I could do that anechoic chamber 1 hr challenge that nobody's ever been able to do for $5m"
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I'll be crying if I looked like that too bruh, that's fucked up what they be doin to y'all, I ain't even gon hold u bro
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Wait I may have just had a breakthrough on my quest to get dumber
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Today’s Nazis, like their predecessors, believe that meth and a sort of vague esotericism make them impervious to bullets
imagine being a chinese soldier freshly parachuted into appalachia and meeting one of these specimens for the first time terrifying
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Literally what is anyone *ever* fucking talking aboutttttttt
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I *need* to get 33% dumber. There's just not enough weed in the world....
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Nice argument, unfortunately I've already portrayed you as a neck-bearded Horace Greeley being served a piping hot bowl of your own words and deeds.
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