Southgate is not the one, he don’t turn me on!

Female: I look like a washed up fish Male: you look like COD and chips, and I could smash a cod and chips Hahhahahaha

“I put a pig’s head in Matty Etherington’s locker.” 🐷 “Matty thought Whelan did it so put it in his locker.” “But Matty put it in Kenwyne Jones’ locker by mistake.” “Kenwyne thought Whelan did it so put a brick through his car window!” 😳 Amazing story from @JonWalters19 😂

June 1st 2019 Tottenham 0-2 Liverpool

I fucking love football ⚽️

@CallumRidley2 how gutted are you about not putting anything down on this?

Farting at workwith headphones on full volume is risky business!

Only in Eastbourne would you see some one walking a ferret!

Who the fuck in there right mind would want a cat living in there gaff

Non League Football cracks me up sometimes 😂

FUCKING PUSSY @MatteoGuendouzi, IVE SEEN YOU GO DOWN MORE IN THIS MATCH THAN I DID IN 2014 #COYI ⚒

At what age do you learn to not shit your pants?

All I got for Christmas is sunburn!

That #2's goal line clearances 😲 👍 https://t.co/BA2RrCApBC

No longer pick my nose and flick it, I now let the dog eat it because sharing is caring!

Goal Calum Ridley - 1st Team (92') - @Lingfield_FC 6-1 Old Wilsonians First : #Twiggy 125Years TheLingers #ClubApp

Is there an actual reason why footballers wear jackets out before kick off?