His 🍑 got me like...

These coconuts are threatening me with a good time!

I went to visit my friend in WeHo yesterday and he got a digital permit for me. I got a parking citation since it said no physical permit was visible. So what’s the point of a digital permit then!?!

Can I borrow someone’s Paramount+ account to watch this movie?

I was able to help my oldest niece find a dress at Windsor for winter formal and she kept saying “I love having a gay uncle!” 🤣

Me during and after this Snapshot filter

I look so scared! Lol

These are the movies in the bundle

For any horror fans. Here’s a free movie code for you. Please let everyone know once it’s been redeemed.

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*screams in gay* Ya’ll could have told me that BevMo carried the Kylie Minogue wine!

Trying out a new look. What you think?

I would run up that hill for this!

Why do I look both young and Daddy at the same time in this Snapchat filter!?

What!? When did Miniso start carrying X-men ‘97 merchandise!?!

When he keeps sucking after you already cummed

lol I tried the basic yt guy filter on Snapchat

Why is Daiso selling a stoned dog pillow!?

I can’t believe the same 6th sense kid is playing the serial killer now in season 2 of Wednesday

I’m addicted to this Snapchat filter!

I helped my nieces make some bracelets to sell