Calgorythmia
@Calgorythmia
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Calgorythmia: a condition brought on by @CalFootball. Symptoms include hope immediately followed by despair, and palpitations. #GoBears #calgorithm
Strawberry Canyon
Joined September 2025
The ACC operations room “don’t say make up call, don’t say make up call”
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What says more about Justin Wilcox @CalFootball then a team that goes on 5 consecutive scoring drives, 4 defensive stops, and outscores opponent 20-0 in 15 minutes of play only to be absolutely blown out in every other moment of the game.
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First Tech, then UVA. We’re marching through Virginia again.
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Life goals: Find someone who looks at you like a Virginia Tech fan looks at their 2-5 Hokies in a sold-out Lane Stadium.
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ChatGPT says Cal VaTech is first ever P5 matchup where a 2–5 (or worse) team was favored over a 5–2 (or better) opponent—let alone by 6.5. Calgorithm has transcended football and entered experimental physics A win should lock us into the @SickosCommittee No. 1 spot.
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Can’t wait for Cal (-6.5) to upset a *checks notes* 2-5 team and for the entire Calgorithm to start posting playoff scenarios. We’re all sick. The hippies definitely put something in the Berkeley water.
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For all the talk of soft schedules, the Pac-12 won the Rose Bowl era, going 34–32–1 against the Big Ten.
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Surprised this hasn’t been picked up more — the last time it took UCLA five games to record a win, they turned the season around and became the only five-loss team to ever win a Rose Bowl. The year was 1983. The QB? Jerry’s dad, Rick Neuheisel.
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FSU and Clemson are behind both Cal and Stanford in the ACC standings. I guess we know why they tried to keep them out of the conference. @JML_ACC
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We might go the entire season without hosting a game DAY. The ACC move ruined Cal’s schedule. Strawberry Canyon was made for sunlit Saturdays, not 10:30 ET kickoffs. Stanford’s cooked, the Pac-12’s gone, and now Berkeley’s left holding the West Coast night shift.
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UCLA just became the first 0-4 team since 1985 to beat a Top-10 opponent. It happened in Jerry Neuheisel’s first game calling plays. The last time UCLA started winless through four games? 1983 — when they went on to win the Rose Bowl… led by QB and MVP Rick Neuheisel, Jerry’s
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Cal’s got the record, the home field, and the body clocks. Duke’s got… vibes?
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There is a very large part of America that has nothing better to do on a weekend than color coordinate
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