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My mom also thinks I’m weird. If you don’t like cats, kittens, puppies, and other cute animals, go away. She/her.

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@Calamity_James
Claire
9 years
Every now and then, I read a tweet so bad I just...
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@ArtButSports
ArtButMakeItSports
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Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
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Jamie
2 months
This is making us “GREAT AGAIN”? Get the fuck out of my city
@krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein
2 months
BREAKING: A Charlotte man was stopped twice by ICE. The first group checked his ID and let him go. Minutes later, another set of agents rolled up, smashed his window, dragged him out, and assaulted him He was a U.S. citizen…
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Claire
3 months
“Fuck it, Smitty down there somewhere.” - Jake Delhomme
@josephperson
Joe Person
3 months
Xavier Legette said his touchdown catch was on a “trust throw” from Bryce Young. Here he describes what those are.
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Claire
6 months
Thank you, Bobby. Rest in peace, big guy.
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Claire
6 months
The White Sox swept the 2005 World Series 4-0. Jeff Bagwell did not get hit by another pitch.
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Claire
6 months
After the shaky warm up, during which I’m pretty sure Pope Leo started praying the rosary, Bobby absolutely sent a message—not just to Bagwell, but the Astros. We weren’t expected to be here, and it may have been shaky along the way, but we’re here now and we’re coming for you.
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Claire
6 months
Jeff Bagwell steps into the box, does his normal batting stance that looks like he’s taking a shit and gets close to the plate (White Sox fans aren’t Jeff Bagwell fans, or at least I’m not). Bobby’s first pitch is a 103 mph fastball high and inside for a strike.
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Claire
6 months
Hard throwing, corn field strong Bobby comes out, gets the ball and a butt slap from Ozzie, and starts warming up. The first pitch is easily 4 feet over AJ’s head. Oh boy. The second pitch is better, maybe 3 feet. AJ was able to leap to catch the third pitch. Phew.
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Claire
6 months
Bobby’s first batter is Jeff Bagwell. If you look back on Jeff’s stats, he had a pretty unremarkable WS after the first game. At this point, he has had 2 ABs, but is 0-0 with 2 HBPs. This was back when you could wear the heavy arm shield and I think you see my implication here.
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Claire
6 months
My dad, the Pope and I went to game 1 of the WS. The game was really tight and it was time to bring in the closer. Ozzie goes out to the mound, calls for the righty, realizes he has two warming up and does his “tall and wide” gesture (you know this part).
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Claire
6 months
The passive voice here drives me crazy. My biggest galaxy brain sports~taek~ is that Bobby Jenks won the 2005 World Series for the White Sox. Paulie had a great series, Pods really set things off snd Buehrle was Buehrle, BUT Bobby Jenks won it. A quick, but late, thread:
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ESPN
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Bobby Jenks, a two-time All-Star pitcher for the Chicago White Sox, who was on the roster when the franchise won the 2005 World Series, died on Friday in Sintra, Portugal, the team announced.
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@whitesox
Chicago White Sox
6 months
Bobby will forever hold a special place in all our hearts 🤍
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Claire
7 months
Spoken like a true White Sox fan.
@Pontifex
Pope Leo XIV
7 months
In our competitive society, where it seems that only the strong and winners deserve to live, sport also teaches us how to lose. It forces us, in learning the art of losing, to confront our fragility, our limitations and our imperfections. It is through the experience of these
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@LarryFitzgerald
Larry Fitzgerald
8 months
Thank you, @PittTweet, for this incredible honor. Before she passed, my mom asked me to finish my education — and I kept that promise. This past weekend, standing on stage receiving a Doctorate of Letters felt like another way to honor her belief in me. Grateful — for her, for
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John Ganz
9 months
sums up your attitude toward democracy as well
@JDVance
JD Vance
9 months
I didn’t want anyone after Ohio State to get the trophy so I decided to break it
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@minakimes
Mina Kimes
10 months
And yet.
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@SarahLongwell25
Sarah Longwell
11 months
If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.
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Claire
11 months
Of course they’re silent, which is why YOU need to be loud.
@SenAdamSchiff
Adam Schiff
11 months
Another day. Another watchdog fired. Another law broken. And still more silence from the GOP.
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Big Mike from The Wood.
11 months
@DailyMailCeleb
Daily Mail Celebrity
11 months
Kendrick Lamar slammed for 'worst halftime show ever' during Super Bowl 2025 performance
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Claire
11 months
Tag yourself. I’m:
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CLTure® ( culture )
11 months
Insane photo of Moussa Diabaté's dunk over Victor Wembanyama.😮‍💨 📸: Kurt Shackelford / CLTure
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