
Caddyshack_1980
@Caddyshack_1980
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The Snobs v The Slobs: Lines from the greatest sports movie of all time. “Gunga Galunga!” Compiled by @LooseImpediment ⛳️
Bushwood Country Club
Joined February 2011
“I like you Betty. It's Danny, sir. Danny. Danny. I'm going to give you a little advice: There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. All you have to do is get in touch with it. Stop thinking. Let things happen… and be… the ball.” #Caddyshack
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"This crowd has gone deadly silent ... Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper... and now about to become the Masters champion." #Caddyshack #TheMasters
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“This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent & Northern California Sensemilia… The amazing stuff about this—you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon—take it home & just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night!” #Caddyshack
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“50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose… Tell you what, 50 bucks more says he eats it!” #Caddyshack
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“I think this place is restricted Wang, so don’t tell them you’re Jewish ... okay, fine.” #Caddyshack
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"I'd keep playing… Don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while..." #Caddyshack
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“Spaulding, get dressed you’re playing golf today. No I’m not Grandpa, I’m playing tennis... You’re playing golf and you’re going to LIKE IT! But what about my asthma? I’LL GIVE YOU ASTHMA!” #Caddyshack ⛳️
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"You're drinking too much your excellency... Excellency fiddlesticks, my name's Fred, and I'm just a man." #Caddyshack
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“You take drugs, Danny? Every day... Good. So what's the problem? I don't know..." #Caddyshack
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“Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.” #Caddyshack
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"50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose... Tell you what, 50 bucks more says he eats it!" #Caddyshack #Porterhouse
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"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it... Thought I owed it to them." #Caddyshack ⛳️
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