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CacaJose

@CacaJose2

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The real, original CacaJose. I’ve decided to come out of retirement and once again bless the internet with my presence.

Seattle, WA
Joined April 2021
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3 years
Russia and China are modern versions of 1930s Germany and Japan.
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3 years
RT @theragex: 🇺🇦❌🇷🇺Wad Day 2.A column of Russian armored vehicles was destroyed near Gostomel. ❌The use of Javelin anti-tank missiles repor….
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3 years
RT @Nat_Vasilyeva: Metadata on Putin's video declaring war on Ukraine suggests it was recorded no later than 7 pm on Monday. He's also wear….
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3 years
Why are #Korean people so god damned stupid? Can anyone explain it to me?.
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3 years
It’s super disappointing that nobody in #Russia has the balls to shoot that son of a whore #Putin in the head.
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3 years
#Russia loves #Ukraine so much that they took all their food, which led to 5+ million folks starving to death during the Holodomor. @KremlinRussia_E seems to always leave this tidbit of info out when they accuse Ukrainians of being Nazis.
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4 years
What happens to all my crypto if we get hit by a massive CME and lose power for a year?.
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4 years
I got a message about winning a #crypto contest. I was able to fill in my wallet address, but it needs my private key. How do I find my private key?.
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4 years
It’s just so exhausting dealing with a crazy person 24/7.
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4 years
Seriously - if I wasn’t such a pussy, I’d have my wife committed to an insane asylum. Any doctor who spent 5 minutes with her would easily conclude she’s a total psychopath and a menace to society.
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4 years
Finally received all free #CovID 19 tests today. Unfortunately, my wife found them before me, and she is a complete #psychopath (literally). She’s taken all 4 tests in the past two hours. Have I ever mentioned how my wife is a lunatic and I hate my life?.
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4 years
Hilarious. I rode BTC down from 60k to 34k on my margin account. I finally got pissed and dumped it all and went short. Never fails.
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4 years
The stairs. The foot is same foot I broke last week, so it hurt like you can’t imagine. I was laying in floor in agony - and I am usually light hearted and laugh at myself for being so clumsy, but this time she started bitching at me and yelling at me and then kicked me really.
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4 years
As I came downstairs to start making popcorn I asked if she had started making it, but she was in one of her moods, and stairs at me like she wanted to murder me. I lost concentration with steps and fell and jammed my left foot into ground and did a face plant down.
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4 years
Now, the reason for all this - she kept turned my computer off upstairs because she thinks Chinese hackers and spy agencies are listening to us. I went to go turn it back on, and she said she wanted popcorn. I didn’t response fast enough, so she got all pissy.
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4 years
She hates not being center of attention.
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4 years
When we used to watch TV, she watched the first 2 minus her mind and switches channel. If I looked at my phone even once during the 2 hours she did this, she would come unglued - she wanted all my focus to be on her. If I play with my daughter, she comes unglued because.
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4 years
Every night is her bitching about the same stuff and going off about some bullshit that makes zero sense. She says I am a demon and she hates me . Then 20 min later she will want a full body massage - I gave her one every day of her pregnancy.
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4 years
She has broken every iPhone I’ve gotten her for the past 5 years. She smashes it against the ground. So, I get her a new one. She has also smashed 3 iPads and 3 laptops, one of them being my work laptop.
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4 years
Two years. three 75 inch Samsungs and three 55 inch LG. And my old Panasonic plasma. She gets angry about stuff she sees on TV and chucks the remote at the screen. We had one of the Samsungs for 2 weeks. We have no TVs now.
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