Christopher Reade
@CWReade
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good tiktok content is this guy pouring liquid aluminum into orbeez who sounds exactly like craig finn on god in chicago
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[encouragingly]: https://t.co/YrMcvmFStn
This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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the creative team at the Chemical Safety Board needs to go teach the NTSB about how to youtube
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reverend-mootfowl-ass take-the-salver-leave-the-fortune-ass here-at-the-golden-gate-is-the-eternal-rainbow-that-he-conceived-and-set-to-form-a-promise-that-the-race-of-man-shall-endure-into-the-ages-ass city
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tag-this-world-with-wider-and-wider-rainbows-until-the-last-is-so-perfect-and-eternal-that-it-will-catch-the-eye-of-the-One-who-has-abandoned-us-and-bring-Him-to-right-all-the-broken-symmetries-and-make-life-once-again-a-still-and-timeless-dream-ass Sutro Lasers
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this week was going pretty bad until today when i deigned to imagine that there is another small backwater balkan country near bulgaria and make up a phrasebook of common idioms from there
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3) it's a move toward smaller, less virally transmissible communities that people seem to express fondness for 4) the bot economy changes since the instances would be capped in size. Adding a marginal bot would take the place of one real human you're trying to scam
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1) it would be very funny, especially day one. 2) there'd be a revenue stream in charging people to move instances or transaction fees to collect from some dumb market that would let elon claim he out metaversed zuck
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Charging for blue checks is Too Small. My plan would be to #ShardTwitter. Everyone logs in one day to find themselves randomly assigned to an independent instance of Twitter that has only limited interactions with the other ones.
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It's the fate of every infrastructure access solution provider to either expire ignobly and penniless or pledge fealty to the eternal mandate of the East Jordan Iron Works.
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New dental issue means I finally got to visit the Grim Fandango building
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what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck big bill normal's
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