@joybtravelin Is this you joy?🖕🏻

HAHAHA: Gavin Newsom’s press office just posted this VERY REAL picture of Trump after he posted a distorted image of Rosie O’Donnell. Donald should take his own presidential fitness test!

https://t.co/t0zscreBvm

@briantylercohen

BREAKING: In shocking footage of Trump in 2020 that is now going viral, Trump says it’s against the law for a president to call in the National Guard on his own: “We can't call in the National Guard unless we're requested by a governor.” MAGA = 🤡.

Somebody needs to do it. Please

I don’t live in the seat of Goldstein. More money wasted by Clive. Anyone have H Fong’s number? Would love to send him a few texts

Me and the girlies calling H Fong to see how his nights going.

H Fong needs to Fong off and stick his trumpet where it fits.

Let’s all start invoicing Trumpet of Patriots for every text they send after us messaging H Fong to stop

@TrumpetPatriots Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off. I was having a day already, and then I see "TRUMPET" come up on my phone AGAIN. I can't wait for this bullshit excuse of a party to be buried under Clive fuckfaces sweaty moldy ass. And fuck H Fong too.

@TrumpetPatriots Is H Fong pissed at all the spam calls and emails he's gotten from all the pissed off Aussies who actually care for their country and have a base level education.

@TrumpetPatriots Australia with no MAGA bullshit

Can you pull the fire alarm already so we don’t think we aren’t crazy? Holy shit balls this woman is my new spirit animal. I could almost choke on the relatability. DEAD ON!

Wow. Elon Musk was viciously booed by a stadium crowd at a Dave Chappelle show. (h/t @SteveGoffman)

elon musk getting boo’ed by thousands of people at dave chappelle’s show last night… a little treat to start your week

Retweet if you think Trump is a dumbfuck.

America's new first lady... Elonia Musk-Trump Don't RT whatever you do... Elon hates it! #FirstLadyElonia

BOOM! Bishop Mariann Budde has responded to her critics who told her to apologize to Donald Trump. “I am not going to apologize for asking for mercy for others.” Smash that RT if you agree she owes Trump ZERO apologies!!

Our new co-president Elon Musk gives a Nazi salute on day one of Trump presidency.