IdEA to revolutionise the timeline: instead of "for you" and "following", toggle between "for you" and "about you", gathering subtweets neatly into one handy little outrage engine

Growing old (dis?)gracefully, with a little help from this view

I turned 40 over the weekend and fuck youth forever baby live the dream

Little do for a big birthday featuring an extremely niche cake and my ride-or-dies 💖

I have a code going for the other place, anyone in need?

Some fucking wizardry (non pejorative) with @SELFESTEEM___ in Sheffield tonight

Very much enjoyed the horrified double-take by the guy at the cider tent when he read the date on my ID, sir you have made my day

SEX DRUGS DISCO

I quite like the blue place n all but it's not quite at the "pets I know from the internet appearing randomly in my feed" levels we find on here yet and I find that particularly hard to let go of...

Why would I read a mystery thriller when I could just attempt to catch scheduled public transport in Leeds?!

The end! Now home to my own stinky bundle of twigs

This handsome apricot and white hound is considering making a break for it, don't tell anyone. Detail: Jānis Plase, Tea House (1928)

You mess with Elizabete Skulme, you mess with her pug. Detail: Uga Skulme (1895-1963), Portrait of Elizabete Skulme (1927)

Who is this elegant socialite in Romans Suta's (1896-1944) Paris Tavern (1922)? I have decided they are a snooty Borzoi and will be taking no questions

Johans Zāmuēls Benedikts Grune (1783-1848) perfectly expresses the genre of 'dog tolerating being held by small child but wants you to know it' in Family Portrait (1820s)

This little guy with a mouthful of (?)grouse is hanging out with Baumanis himself in his self-portrait, Hunter (early 19th century)

Sceptical Spaniel is another Baumanis creation, hanging out in the bottom right of his Portrait of Merchant Georg Conrad Nestor (ca. 1808). Don't touch his stuff!

This unconvinced greyhound can be found in Johans Heinrihs Baumanis (1753-1832), Still Life (1820)

As promised, a quick rundown of the dogs of @LNMM_muzejs, who give consistently excellent side-eye

The Latvian National Museum of Art is not only excellent but also contains many top notch side-eye doggos. Thread when I'm home but here's a teaser

Approx 3 minutes before the heavens opened