For all you parents who are coming down off the excitement and high of #collegedecisionday , I've got a book for you!. I Have to Pay for This $h!t #momtocollegekids #emptynesters #ivyleague #duke #harvard #collegeacceptance #admissions.

Hey @AmeriGas , I have been calling you for over a month. You double-charged me and owe me over $950. When you send a bill you want it ASAP, but now that the shoe is on the other foot, you suddenly ignore me! This is ridiculous! Fix it and send me my refund immediately!.

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TN legislature's decision to expel the #TennesseeThree for exercising their first amendment rights to stand alongside kids who are protesting the inexcusable inaction of our government feels like a straw breaking the camel's back moment.

Americans take less than half of the year available #PTO every year. I had a great conversation with @business discussing why that is, ways companies can help change that, and why we need to do better.

I had a great time participating in @BuiltIn.s Future of DEI in Tech webinar. Here are a few takeaways one of the participants captured. #DEI #Tech #TalentStrategy #PerformanceManagement #Success.The Future of DEI in Tech, notes from a webinar.

It not only makes it more convenient for your customers, it makes names more consistent and accurate, while promoting inclusion and diversity. It is extremely frustrating to not be able to list your actual last name when completing purchases or doing anything online.

Dear Every Company Out There,.A large number of #women choose to #hyphenate their last name for a number of different reasons. It is not difficult for you to add a #hyphen as an acceptable character in all name fields. Please and thank you!.Sincerely,.Christy Pruitt-Haynes.

Science shows that psychologically safe climates drive better talent and business outcomes. Learn how talent leaders can harness neuroscience-backed habits to cultivate #psychologicalsafety across organizations.

It's disappointing @SouthwestAir to have reached A status and got a SW credit card only to see an offer for a free companion pass for new account holders 2 weeks AFTER I get my card, and I have never been sent drink tickets!.

Down 67 lbs and feeling great!

Hey empty nester Mama! I see you out on a school night wearing pants with buttons and laughing with your friends!.#emptynest #ihavetopayforthis.

Hey cups and spoons! Welcome back to the kitchen after being held hostage in my daughter's room for so long. #EmptyNesterChronicles #ihavetopayforthis.

Thinking of the college students beginning to appreciate all the things we parents took care of. I see those pink socks and shirts after wash day!.#EmptyNester #Ihavetopayforthis.

Let's normalize being a novice at new hobbies and interests in our 40s and 50s. Improv comedy? Tap dancing? Don't mind if I do!.#EmptyNesterChronicles #ihavetopayforthis #middleagemom.

Hey to all the parents who ordered the pizza exactly AS THEY LIKE IT today. #EmptyNesterChronicles #ihavetopayforthis.

In the word of Whitley Gilbert. relax. relate. release.

Do you remember that time my book was featured on @YahooNews? Yeah, that was a great day! #collegestudents .

So how does this work? When my kiddo goes to college will that automatically trigger a mommy makeover team to show up at my door?.