Weekly Weird News: Issue 08 DUNGEON MASTER ARRESTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY! The only D&D news source brave enough to ask: How often was he fudging rolls? Full shocking expose below ⬇️ #weeklyweirdnews #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg

🌪️ Echoes of the Mountain King (Level 14): Your yodel creates ghostly after-echoes that deal thunder damage. Once per short rest you can unleash THE GRAND YODEL: Enemies Stunned, allies Inspired, goats very confused.

💀 Banshee Yodel (Level 6): Let out a supernatural yodel. Enemies must save vs Wisdom or become Frightened… and harmonize with you against their will.

🎵 Alpine Resonance (Level 3): Your voice echoes even indoors. Vicious Mockery hits twice because your insults literally bounce back.

My bard practicing his canyon yodeling because no party will adopt him. The College of Yodeling, with Banshee-esque abilities? College of Yodeling: "Your voice echoes across mountains… and directly into the nightmares of your enemies." #dungeonsanddragons #fantasyart

Maybe she's blind and needs his echolocation? The Owls seem to be in agreeance with the bat...

@ArchlichEternal Were you able to give Stavesacre a chance? Their earlier (90s early 2000s) stuff is what I like best, I know that’s cliche but I like that time period of rock.

Enjoy the tunes on your way to work today. It's like having a Bard follow you around giving you theme music. #fantasyart #Wizard

15 hours later and many of you are investigating your Dungeon Masters 😈 If Weekly Weird News made you even chuckle once, hit follow. More Weekly Weird News drop every week! (Issue 08 full evidence here if you missed it:

I mean, that’s a case of literally “getting what you asked for”. Lol.

If your DM has ever fudged a roll to TPK you, this is for them. What's the worst 'crime' they've committed? 👇🏻 #WeeklyWeirdWednesday #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg

Some DM's deserve some form of galactic punishment for their evil ways. #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #dnd5e

It’s not a velociraptor… it’s a voluptuous raptor. Woah oh! Here she comes! Watch out boys, she’ll chew you up! She’s a man eater!

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Sauron began coveting his neighbor's property and thus his evil plan was hatched...

Does anyone multi-class anymore? I've got an idea but not sure how it would scale.

Even the greatest of heroes make bad choices after 1 copper ale night at the local tavern...

🎵Surfing D&D🎶 plays on the radio...

You may think you're cool, but you'll never be surfing on the back of a bone dragon in fancy robes with a sparkling staff cool. #fantasyart #dungeonsanddragons #AIart