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Mr Teach

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KS2 teacher. Know loads about children's books. Also make bad jokes. Come for the educational drivel, stay for the educational drag race memes.

Joined January 2021
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Mr Teach
3 years
Not his proudest wank #HappyValley
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3 years
Is it not a bit weird to run something called follow follow back Wednesday every week but not follow any of the people who do it back?
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Mr Teach
3 years
When I said that matt Hancock should eat a dick this isn’t exactly what I had in mind
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Mr Teach
3 years
Imagine being arsed that some randomer on Twitter doesn't think you're a teacher.
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Mr Teach
4 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can have a break from social media without telling everyone x
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A New Chapter - Children's Bookstore
4 years
Very pleased to say that we are again offering funding to schools & other educational settings, so they can receive diverse and inclusive books. Seven schools will get £300 and one £1000. Please see below on how to apply. The deadline is July 1st. Please consider retweeting.
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Mr Teach
4 years
Will I ever get the song Big Energy out of my head
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Mr Teach
4 years
I don't know who needs to hear this, but being the Year 6 teacher isn't more important than being any of the other year group teachers.
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A New Chapter - Children's Bookstore
4 years
Why do you vote against gay marriage then, Nadine?
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Rt Hon Nadine Dorries
4 years
Hugely important moment from Jake Daniels who is an inspiration and role model to the whole of football. Everyone should feel that they have the support to be themselves and Jake has made it easier for others to do just that. He should be immensely proud
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Mr Teach
4 years
What's the name of your childhood pet? The long number on your credit card? The 3 digits at the back? The meaning of life? The point of shit questions you don't care about the answer to?🤷‍♂️
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Mr Teach
4 years
Imagine coming home from a hard day at school and having nothing better to do than ask crap like 'what colour are the chairs in your classroom????' so you can have loads of responses without giving a shit about the answers.
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A New Chapter - Children's Bookstore
4 years
COVER REVEAL The Elephant Squad by @AuthorKerryGibb promises to be an excellent read with themes of young carers. Every day Cleo feels stress, responsibility… alone. But when a stranger appears at school, she realises that she isn’t the only one. RT to win a signed copy!
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Mr Teach
4 years
Can't believe I've just watched a video from mob kitchen where a woman literally just chopped a bit of ginger up, put it in boiling water and then drank it. How do I get this job?
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Mr Teach
4 years
Find it absolutely grotesque that a school, actively trying to recruit teachers, has written that last sentence about autistic children down, assumedly checked it again, and still sent it out. Get absolutely stuffed.
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Mr Teach
4 years
I see British Gas intend to charge me over £100 extra next year for a gas supply that I literally do not have.
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A New Chapter - Children's Bookstore
4 years
Ok, this is now termly tradition, in this thread is the SUMMER TERM READING CHALLENGE. 5 diverse, new/relevant titles per year group from Reception to Y11, all priced in v discounted bundles per group/setting. DM or email anewchapterbooksonline@gmail.com to buy and PLEASE RT!
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Mr Teach
4 years
Me logging onto twitter and immediately seeing that a teacher has accidentally posted a photo of his hoop
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A New Chapter - Children's Bookstore
4 years
Secondary staff - I've still got a lot of boxes of the World Book Day book Boy, Missing available. Theres 50 books in a box. One box is £15 inc delivery. Any more than one and it's £11 a box (they weigh loads & this includes delivery). Great opportunity to give all kids a book.
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Mr Teach
4 years
Mad how nearly everyone has got a fake story about how their teacher told them they’d never amount to something.
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