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β οΈ MOST of my tweets are satire
Joined December 2021
This guy is a bit of a freak
π¨π Lamine Yamal suffers new pubis area discomfort and will be out for the next 2/3 weeks with new injury. Heβs gonna miss Sevilla game and also Spain call for upcoming games.
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Why? He was doing class for Newcastle
Josh Murphy has agreed a new long-term contract with Portsmouth, keeping him at Fratton Park until the summer of 2028 ποΈ [π· Portsmouth FC ]
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π΄ RED FLAG π΄ George Russell hits the wall at Turn 16! He has a broken front wing and a front-left puncture, but makes it back to the pits #F1 #SingaporeGP
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fark I failed a Dey test βοΈ
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Iβm sorry but this is so buns bro
Benoit Badiashile after making his first start in 94 days (vs Benfica). Not bad at all. π
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Pleaseeeeeee
Hearing that Paul Winstanley is being eyed by Al Hilal for their Sporting Director's role and an approach could be made imminently. Uncertain whether he would accept.
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Is this a footballer or a drag queen?
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DAVEEEEEEE
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He was clapping benfica fans in this pic
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New meme format just droppedπ€£π€£ When bro says something funny that makes you kind of amused:
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Wirtz need to stop being scapegoated this is a proper midfielder who's doing it all OUT of position
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