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Girls notes app be like:
- grocery lists
- childhood trauma
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- gut-wrenching paragraphs about worst life experiences
- deepest darkest fears
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Sorry but why do coffee shops have to close at 5pm? Why aren't late-night coffee shops a thing? Imagine getting a cappuccino with someone at like 9pm. it'd be so lovely for people who want to socialise but don't like pubs/clubs
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Doctor: here is ur baby. it's a boy. congratulations
Ms Kelly, crying tears of joy: I'm going to call him machine gun
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Got screamed at when I walked in the door today, for taking my first sick day in 4 years following the death of a pet of 15 years. i think me in previous years would have stayed, but if you don't stand up for yourself. who will.
Jobs come and go. Health is always more important.
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how the FUCK do people get drunk and accidentally cheat 😭😭 i have 2 drinks and then start immediately throwing up and crying and sending 36425 vns to oomf bcos i miss him
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€45+ for a theory test, couple hundred on lessons, €85 for one test, then thousands more on insurance and ppl are really like how come barely any young ppl drive lmao
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I'm obsessed with cafes why can't we have never-ending cafe
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can someone explain the phenomenon of instantly recognising another Irish person abroad, purely because of "the head on them"? how is it that we just. know. and we're always right. how
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@its_moya
NAH YOURE SO RIGHT CAUSE I WANTED TO PUT IT IN BUT I WAS LIKE is that a little too real for the tl 💀💀💀
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someone tipped us the inside part of a 1 euro coin today
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No lads you actually have no idea how bad and underdeveloped Ireland's public transport and nightlife and amenities are until you leave the country
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lockdown level 8 leo varadkar breaks into your home, says a seanfhocal and leaves
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like this if ur a young person in ireland, and planning to emigrate in the next 5 years. i want to see something
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to this day the stupidest thing I've ever said
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my costume this year is the scariest thing i could think of
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cause when you look back through Snapchat memories you get reminded of all the lovely times you spent with your friend and the nice food you shared and it's just really neat
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they cropped the bottom part of the image !!
Dublin is ranked higher than cities such as Toronto, Milan and Sydney. London topped the list.
Full story ⬇️
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everyone on about gf this bf that, how about pdf? go do your assignments
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Im so surprised argos is dying bcos you literally can order the most obscure shit and then pick it up an hour later? like where else are you going to get a USB bluetooth adapter in longford
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There's something so unsettlingly dystopian about scrolling a timeline that consists of cute dog pics, a dead child, SHEIN deals, an upcoming comedy movie, another dead child, a picture of an iced coffee, the charred remains of a hospital, cat memes, and it just keeps going
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The light at the end of the tunnel in question:
‘Grass looks greener’ but young people won’t find lower rents emigrating, Tánaiste says
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capall feels so much more like a horse than the word "horse" does
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It's the most Irish thing ever that cars now have 1s and 2s beside the year on their registration plates. all because they thought no one would by a 13 car back in 2013 because it's "bad luck"
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daily whinge, but why the fuck can't leap cards just be saved onto a phone wallet like other countries why do we have shit plastic little cards that get lost every 3-7 business days
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Dunnes stores as a person would be a primary school teacher called Sinéad
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Irish people love building roads and then doing roadworks on them every 2-3 weeks. It is their favourite thing to do in this world
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feel like we should talk about how ridiculous food dudes was?? To encourage healthy eating habits was grand but they force fed children vegetables ? i remember a teacher holding a kid's mouth shut so they'd eat, others getting sick on the table. the hell was that about like
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Idk if anyone else has this problem but I feel really socially drained online, and am finding it increasingly harder and harder to respond to text messages. This happens to the extent that I feel I'm losing my friendships as a result
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I like the body positivity but an actual Irish family will sign you up to slimming world and start buying "only the pink milk" if you come home looking any ways different I'm afraid
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christmas is over, and soon my beloved will return from the war
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@goxiangqi
That's a great idea - non-alcoholic beers n drinks have definitely become more popular and widely sold, it'd be really cool to see a space serving purely non-alcoholic drinks! 😄
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ok not to be that Person™ but. as we're easing out of restrictions, it's taken that most of us r gonna seeing some people we haven't seen in a while. people may have changed in appearance a bit.
it costs precisely 0 to not make a negative comment about how ur friends look
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Security guards at EP after confiscating all the vapes
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Jenna Ortega names "Coyote's" as worst venue in Ireland
"It's terrible. I hate it"
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ye realise that closing the pubs at 5pm is just a roundabout way of keeping them open so they don't have to pay workers PUP, right
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Man isn't it odd that in 5th/6th year you'd go to school from 9am to 7pm if you did after study? 10 hours 5 days a week. how on earth did we ever do that
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just in case you missed the announcement, here's a summary
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@cnbcwatcher90
It'd be really nice to have both! Some people prefer a quieter environment and people tend to gather in pubs in large groups too. God help the staff working the first few nights when they eventually do reopen 😢
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Ok muting this bc I'm getting tired 🥺but listen
1. Staff can go home! Day and night shifts? No one would expect you to work 16h straight
2. Decaff/tea r options in most coffee shops for any who don't want caffeine past a certain time
3. Diners don't exist outside the US usually
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the meanest person u know is becoming a primary school teacher
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POV: you mention to your mother in casual conversation that you're visiting Paris
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it's honestly kinda crazy that half of us be living in houses with literal MOULD on the walls in Galway, and we're just like eh it's cool. it's g
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@z1donk
Thanks so much for your kindness ❤️ When the management has your back, it makes a difficult work environment bearable. A good manager makes all the difference really i believe.
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hot take I apologise
Twitter is so full of virtue-signalling.. It's like a circle jerk of who can be the most righteous. Feels like a constant performance, and anyone who remotely disagrees is immediately ostracised. Timeline vacant of any independent thought. I don't claim to
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every single Irish house, without fail, has these
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POV: you've just arrived in Dublin airport from your holidays in a warm country. It's raining. It's windy. There are 98 cars nearly crashing into each other in the pickup spot and the next bus doesn't come for 90 minutes. Taxis aren't answering. You're tired. A coffee is €7
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customer came in today 3 minutes before close, and asked for food and drink to sit in,,,My coworker was like "sure, but is it okay if I give you a takeaway cup because we're closing in 3 minutes?"
Customer goes "actually, you're closing in 4 minutes. I'll take my time"
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Imagine you're hungover and dying working the deli one morning and you're barely able to stay awake and next thing Joe Biden just fucking walks in
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me hacking NUIG to change all my MCQ results from a 25% to an 80%
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can we please bring these back i haven't felt a single emotion since these
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I GOT SCARED ONE OF MY OWN TWEETS WAS STEPHEN FOR A SEC I PLAYED MYSELF 😭😭😭
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I ASKED A CUSTOMER TO SCAN THEIR LOYALTY CARD AT WORK AND THEIR TODDLER REACHED FORWARD AND SCANNED HIS FROOT SHOOT AND THE FROOT SHOOT CAME UP AS A MEMBER?????
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i love how bus drivers always wave at each other, even if driving buses from different companies!!
It's like hey look im driving a bus, you're driving a bus, we're friends
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Anyone else finishing / finished up their undergraduate degree but aren't really planning on using it, and want to do something completely different instead? pls someone anyone, I've this weird sense of guilt
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I made 190 euro worth of coffee in 50 minutes this morning. Each coffee is about 4 euro, meaning about 48 coffees. also whole toasting sandwiches, baking pastries and washing up dishes etc. Easily enough work for 3 people. fuck companies that cut staff to cut costs honestly
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having a non-irish last name is just this over and over again until u die
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I CANT STOP LAUGHING I GOT ACCEPTED AND THE FIRST POST IS MY DAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Can we all just take 2 seconds to appreciate
@newschambers
for his constant coverage throughout the changing restrictions. we love u
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hot take time
people initially liking and then suddenly unliking that one controversial tweet™ the second people started to comment on how fucked it was.... really shows how so many of u just base ur morals on what will make u look good but. anywayz
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you purred until the last breath...I feel very lucky to have grown up with you. Please rest somewhere warm and safe, I hope it's sunny there. thank you so very much for these 13 years. 🖤🤍
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u can do things in other countries past 8pm even if you don't like to drink...and get home safely without spending €40 on a taxi.....................boo ireland u suck
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This is such an exhibit of social media melting people's brains into cabbage. People have gotten far FAR too comfortable with posting pictures of other people minding their own business for likes. not everything has to be content like
Fuckers at the local probably think the fruit machine is one of their five a day
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Yknow, i think this is the first NUIG scandal ever where there's been a blatant lack of memes and jokes made about it. usually there's a flurry of videos and reaction pictures. people are too angry now. people are too tired.
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can't wait for everyone to start posting their dissertations on the tl so i can zoom in and stare at them like this
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Today a guy came in and ordered a coffee with six espresso shots in it, saying "i just quit smoking". I haven't stopped thinking about him since
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there's about as many people vaccinated in ireland as there are students happy with NUIG
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Thinking about how many people can't get PCR tests....the real case numbers must be so, so much higher and that is so frightening
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Me singing to distract the Garda when i get pulled over for doing 120 in a 50 zone
#LateLateToyShow
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Donegal the horny county bc it just wants to get railed
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ok but there is literally no point not allowing 5 people to sit at one table on-campus, when the same 5 people can sit together at a restaurant in town like ¿¿?¿
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living at home with your parents in your twenties feels like this
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SCHOOLS?? COLLEGES????? DO WE EXIST ARE YOU BULLSHITTING ME RN
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Irish people have perfectly normally-shaped heads. This doesn't even apply to people in a GAA jersey it's just like. randoms. how is it always so obvious
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Ive always thought capall sounds like the sound a horse's hooves make, and i think it's pretty neat
Irish words are generally better than English ones but there is no debate that 'ispíní' is infinitely superior to 'sausages'
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for once i advocate for gatekeeping because WHICH ONE OF YOU SNITCHES
found out the Irish have been hiding the ultimate hangover cure from us. The Spice Bag, Chinese takeaway salt & pepper chili fried chicken, french fries, fried onions and peppers, served with curry sauce for dipping. Vegan versions are made with fried tofu fritters.
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i'm going to get fired from work someday bc when a customer asks me why a flat white costs 4.55 I'm meant to say "it's premium coffee", and not "I know, it's fucking ridiculous isn't it"
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The squid on his way to the game idk i haven't watched it
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new boss just added me to a whatsapp work group chat and my profile picture was fucking this
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