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SK Brann og Chelsea FC. F*ck VAR.

Joined January 2022
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@CFCMJordan
Brian
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They say this every year. "How long can they sustain this?!?!?". As long as we want, b*tch😭😭.
@thomasson_86
thomasson86
21 hours
@CWeatherspoon_ How long can they sustain this model? Amortization almost 200 every year and they are keep buying new players.
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@osowxvyy
Certified Kwanga Boy🇨🇩
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We pulled Chelsea’s pants down 🤣🤣.
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@CFCMJordan
Brian
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This guy is too funny, man.
@LeGrove
LE GROVE
2 days
£52m for a backup. This number absolutely cannot be cash or straightforward installments. No way this isn’t massively loaded up with crazy add-ons (win UCL / Ballon d’Or win). Remember, Chelsea ownership are extremely creative with financials. This deal is happening too quickly.
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@CFCMJordan
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Liam Delap recieved 7 passes per game at Ipswich – most of which in his own half. You don't think he will have a higher xG purely by being able to hang around the opposition's goal while recieving a significantly higher number of passes from superior players – in the same league?.
@LewieAshtrey
Lew
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@stuffsabsays I've seen many argue that Delap (and Pedro) will have a clear uptick in xG by going from Ipswich & Brighton to a better offensive side at Chelsea. Thats definitely not a given, and not how xG works.
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I don't think people realize how mad Carney was. Neto not even close. NOT A SINGLE JOURNALIST OR ITK HAD ANY CLUE AT ALL UNTIL THE CLUB ANNOUNCED HE HAD SIGNED. DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY THAT IS IN THIS DAY AND AGE???.
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Brian
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Carney Chukwuemeka. No one will ever beat that. Was absolutely insane. No rumours just a club announcement out of absolutely nowhere.
@the_irishguy
The Irish Guy
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Name a transfer where there were no rumours, no build up, no speculation - the deal just got done and announced practically all at once.
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@CFCMJordan
Brian
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1) Hire Joe Shields and Paul Winstanley to work below me. 2) Let them, with Maresca and myself decide on targets. For me Morgan Rogers, Mike Maignan and Jorrel Hato/Piero Hincapie would be the top 3 players to look at. 3) Loan Penders, Anselmino and Kendry to Strasbourg. 4).
@CarefreeYouth
CarefreeYouth
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You’re hired the new Sporting Director at Chelsea and given this task on your first day… . 💰 Buy 3 players,.📤 Loan 3, .💸 Sell 3,. What are your moves?
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@CFCMJordan
Brian
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This is what I loved about "Moneyball". How the directors refused to even get to know the players because they didn't want any emotions/personal feelings getting in the way of what SHOULD be objective decision making.
@the_elastico
The Elastico🇧🇷CFCscout
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You must constantly re-evaluate players, not get emotionally attached. Assess what you’ve seen so far, their ceiling, the fit in the system & culture, and market opportunities to sell / replace. Not every decision will be right. But you can’t wait to see every player develop.
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What's even the point of these release clauses? The agents aren't allowed to mention it to interested clubs and the selling clubs won't even say it even when approached. Man City literally contacted Forest earlier this window and were quoted a fee significantly higher than the.
@CFCDaily
CFCDaily
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@JacobsBen These release clauses are funny, next to impossible to trigger and if you do it’s probably because you found out a way you shouldn’t have 🤣.
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@CFCMJordan
Brian
1 day
Spurs' Olise moment lol.
@JPercyTelegraph
John Percy
1 day
#nffc are considering legal action over what they perceive as an illegal approach from Tottenham in their pursuit of Morgan Gibbs-White. Deal off as it stands but this one will clearly run and run. More to follow @TeleFootball #thfc.
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@CFCMJordan
Brian
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We're not a "youth project" – we're a project who wants to win everything who just happen to try to achieve this through signing the best young talents we can. If a player has been here for more than 2 seasons and he hasn't developed as much as we'd have hoped – in addition to
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@CFCMJordan
Brian
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It's amazing how people can use stat sheets like this to prove some point. It's practically just the exact same stat formulated in about 20 different ways. Grow up.
@Captain_footy
Son of the Bridge
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@CFCMJordan Noni vs our 60m winger.
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@CFCMJordan
Brian
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And still anyone with eyes would still take Neto every day of the week. Weird isn't it?.
@Captain_footy
Son of the Bridge
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@CFCMJordan Noni vs our 60m winger.
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Brian
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Trophies won in the last 5 years. Chelsea: 4.Arsenal: 0. Chelsea will also play in a major final on sunday with the chance to make it 5.
@PeakSxnti
Sxnti
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Dear Noni Madueke,. We saw how you were celebrating Top 4 with Palmer and friends at Chelsea, it's different here we compete for the biggest trophies and consider finishing second a failure so get familiar.
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I hear that but at the same time Nkunku spent practically the entire 23/24 season battling injuries while being shoehorned into a position that didn't fit him for all of last season. In this new system, Nkunku will be platformed correctly – and it's my belief that Nkunku, when.
@OkoeborN
😁😁
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@CFCMJordan Nkunku covers more positions, but Jackson has performed better in the PL.
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@CFCMJordan
Brian
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Who would you rather keep in a squad role?.
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@CFCMJordan
Brian
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For the people like Smiley here who has comprehension issues – the point wasn't that xG is some allmighty measurement stick but rather evidence that it was a tight match up and not some brutal m*rder – something that can be confirmed by anyone who actually watched the game.
@GeorgeSmileyOBE
MrGeorgeSmiley1905
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Arsenal beat them on xG. Christ all fucking mighty. But the most important bit “THEY LOST”. ,.
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@CFCMJordan
Brian
2 days
"Worlds best midfielder" vs "overrated fat pig".
@Sholynationsp
Sholy Nation Sports
2 days
📊 Vitinha vs Enzo Fernandez – Club World Cup 2025. 🤯
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Brian
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This has me howling. This was 50% of his PL goals ALL season😭😭😭.
@EduardoHagn
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@CFCMJordan
Brian
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RT @CFCMJordan: BlueCo are moving mad with this multi-club model.
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