History often pisses its pants.

Sawdust chips and coffee salsa.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

My ETA does not define me.

RT @Gregy_Online: exquisite

Running this back tonight.

Just cracked the seal on a fresh vat of pickles incase you wanna go beastmode.

Tricolor Mater

RT @Henry_Sux: i love sunny d it’s like if you tried to make orange juice with electricity instead of oranges.

My friend group needs a fat guy like a really comically large fat guy.

Whoa this cheese shit goes STUPID.

Guy named Colden Distant.

Nothing says Sunday quite like sawdust in your lungs and a 2:20 tee time.

Operating a chop saw and saying things like “that seems safe enough”.

Big wine glass filled to the brim with miller high life.

RT @dumpthebosses: NEW ALBUM SOON RELEASE SHOW SOON COME OUT AND SKATE PROCEEDS GO A VERY GOOD CAUSE.

A New Species of Sludge Emerges

What doesn’t Delete Tweet you only makes you Banger.

Me like beans.

You seem like the type of person that wouldn’t be lent tools more than once.

>get pulled over.>cop asks me if I know why.>“show me the gun”.>he shows me the radar .>still image of me standing on business.>“what so wrong about that”.>cop points to sign on the wayside .>mfw the sign says no standing on business

Broad daylight? Like it has boobs?.