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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

2 months

I love orange juice and obeying most traffic laws

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

21 hours

Put a finger down if you are under constant attack by psychological warfare

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

21 hours

The key to any good burger is eating it

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

2 days

Going #DinnerMode

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

2 days

I love #DayDrinking

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

3 days

Babe wake up we’re having breakfast for dinner

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

5 days

Getting robbed later (going to the grocery store)

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

5 days

Sometimes you have several several beers on a Saturday and don’t tweet until Wednesday

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clown

@bugsquelcher

10 days

silence of the hams

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

9 days

Fresh out the clown car

Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

10 days

WARNING: going clownmode later

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

10 days

WARNING: going clownmode later

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

10 days

How does the corn just know to grow in lines like that

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

10 days

Indiana I am inside of you

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

13 days

(Dead serious voice) yeah lemme get a whiskey milk

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

14 days

Your boy is now the Kitchen Manager of a Biker Dive Bar in Rural Wisconsin

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

14 days

I accidentally fucked up and got promoted at work

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

14 days

Hey sorry I fell asleep

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

21 days

Mutual Monday: what’s a 10/10 album with absolutely zero skips

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swagless

@noswagordrip

21 days

Happy music Monday. I’m listening to music.

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

22 days

Ahh yes, America’s pastime, sleepmode

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Kevlar

@CEOofSludge

22 days

Bro you appear to be lacking vitamins

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