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Status-quo propaganda for the average upper-middle class white Canadian. Satirical. Parody account. Not the CBC. International: @ReutersPitchbot
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Canada's foreign ministry says they are concerned over the backsliding of democratic norms in Mali.
Mali selling gold from mine seized from Canadian firm
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RT @CBCPitchbot: Progressive Conservative Premier meets with Progressive Conservative Prime Minister.
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RT @samanthacp_: if zohran were in the ontario ndp you would have kicked him out of caucus like sarah jama lol.
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RT @UbakaOgbogu: Canadians rejected a conservative government and got one anyway. But many would be okay with it because this one is the Ca….
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RT @UbakaOgbogu: Carney ran as the anti-U.S. guy. Once elected, he started pushing U.S. style policies. Bill C-2 gives ICE-like enforcement….
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they said boycott ❤️.
We’ve increased the risk level for #Israel to “avoid all travel” due to the ongoing hostilities and unpredictable security situation. Important details and full advice here:
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Canada reaffirms Israel's right to defend itself from Tehran's Children's Hospital, Carney says.
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PM Carney vows to fight forest fires with US weapons as Liberals increase NATO military spending.
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RT @benzostraydogs: Go to ICE detention and say exactly this to Mahmoud Khalil whose been locked up for 3 months as of today.
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BREAKING: Canada has denied Elon Musk's political asylum claim.
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Canada's diplomats in West Bank apologize to Israel for getting shot at by Israeli forces.
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RT @yipengGe: Sick. Beyond sick to my stomach. Children starved to death with emancipated bodies. Children burned alive with their charred….
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BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre has now fumbled even greater than previously thought possible
BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre successfully completes greatest election fumble in Canadian history.
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BREAKING: Pierre Poilievre asks US President Trump for political asylum.
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