the year is 2024. there are no more ideas. no more content. there is only reaction. reaction to all that came before. we no longer watch the lion king... only logan paul watching the lion king... 'simba needs gains.' 'i could beat up mufasa.' 'buy my sports drink.'

doctor: we had to remove your appendix JRR Tolkien: but that's where I explain why elves hate dwarves

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YouTube video titles in 2008: "how to fix a leaky sink" in 2023: ''FIVE reasons why woke noob gets DESTROYED by sink's red pill logic"

Sadly I’ll be away from Twitter for the foreseeable future. If u like jokes then they’re all below👇 If you like acting 🎭 my IMDb is: https://t.co/aggoPHQvTZ If you’d like to buy my fantasy novel 📚 link is here: (UK) https://t.co/yGNVtwws01 or (US)

english teacher: describe a tree in as few words as possible. JRR Tolkien: no

cow: moo other cow: cow: ... other cow: cow: m- other cow: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, DANIEL

interrogator: why don’t u just start at the beginning david lynch: no

me: you’re a good boy my dog: :) me: im pretty sad today tho my dog: :) me: my dog: :) me: :)

doctor: have u got a lab coat cruella deville: ya

Liv Tyler implies the existence of Laugh Tyler and Love Tyler

computer: choose a password me: GameOfThrones computer: password has too many characters

[inventing bears] god: make em dangerous af angel: um ok god: cute and cuddly too angel: maybe put the liquor down god: and a dump truck ass lol

pirate: walk the plank me: ok but i don’t have a leash lol pirate: *drops sword* dad?

gf: [holds up an unknown bra] u care to explain this? me: ok *proudly* the bra or 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘦 was a term first coined in 1893 whe-

road runner: it’s not you it’s... wiley coyote: don’t road runner: meep

[job interview] me: *hands over poorly written resume* boss: *squinting* ok i’m gonna need u to work with me here me: wow that was easy

hedge fund is short for hedgehog fundraiser

[fire drill] boss: let’s take the stairs me: NO LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND

doctor: so how long have you been sick me: since I bought these heelys