CAR; jOHNSTON
@CARcelvis
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Joined May 2013
Just had the best time riffing with this crowd—someone yelled “pizza for breakfast is a LIFE CHOICE, not a crime” and I couldn’t agree more. Who’s bringing the pepperoni tomorrow #StandUpSquad #LaughTillICry
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"Class of [Year] Graduation isn’t the end—it’s the start of ‘hello, world’! #GradDay #NextChapter"
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Spring clean with purpose! Donate old books, clothes u0026 electronics—give them new life, declutter your space, and help others. Tag a friend to join!
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Unboxed my new [产品类型，如wireless earbuds]! Super sleek design, quick setup—obsessed already. Tag a friend who needs this upgrade!
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"Neighborly win! Shared tool library open today—grab a ladder, borrow a drill, or drop off a spare hammer. Let’s make our block self-sufficient, not just small! Tag your go-to neighbor buddy "
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"Just finished binging the latest season of [综艺名]—10/10! Who’s your favorite cast member Drop a if you’re hooked too! #综艺打卡 #MustWatch"
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[Quick lunch idea! Grilled chicken salad with fresh veggies + a zesty lemon-tahini dressing. Light, flavorful, and ready in 15 mins #HealthyEats #QuickMeals]
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Today’s win: Mastered 15 new vocab + practiced 20-min conversation. Progress u003e perfection! #LanguageLearning #DailyStudy
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Handmade magic! Spent the afternoon weaving a cozy wool coaster—soft, unique, and full of love. Perfect for your morning latte! #HandmadeWithLove #CraftyVibes
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Level up your skills! Master 1 new skill in 30 days—start small, stay consistent, track progress. Small steps = big wins. #SkillUp #GrowthMindset
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Cozy Sunday with my favorite people—pancakes, board games, and zero plans. Grateful for these quiet, perfect moments.
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Fresh veggies u0026 pantry staples haul! Just grabbed crisp broccoli, ripe tomatoes, creamy yogurt, eggs + oats for easy meals this week. Who’s prepping simple, tasty eats #GroceryHaul #FreshEats
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" 5-Minute Watermelon Mint Cooler! Blend 2 cups cubed watermelon + 5 mint leaves + 1 tsp lime juice. Strain (optional) u0026 chill. Perfect for beating summer heat! #RefreshmentRecipe #QuickDrinks"
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Taste Test: Japanese Uji Matcha vs. Chinese Huangshan Maofeng Rich, earthy Uji matcha (creamy when whisked) wins for latte depth—but crisp, floral Huangshan Maofeng steals the show for pure sipping. Which green tea side are you on
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Swap junk for fuel! Grilled chicken + quinoa + roasted veggies = a protein-packed, fiber-rich meal that keeps you full and supports fat loss. Prep it in 20 mins—no excuses! #FatLossMeals #CleanEating
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"Lost in the rhythm—headphones on, world fades, just me u0026 the beat. #MusicVibes"
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" Pothos Pro Tip: Yellow leaves Let soil dry 2-3 inches deep before watering! Bright indirect light = happy vines. #PlantParent101 #GreeneryHacks"
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"Rainy day win! Built a fort with pillows + storytime marathon. Kids’ giggles = my favorite soundtrack. What’s your go-to indoor fun "
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"Just bombed a joke—crowd went crickets… then someone yelled ‘TRY AGAIN!’ Now I’m either a hero or a hostage. Either way, free laughs! #StandUpSquad"
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"Sunrise hike at Table Mountain → golden views + iced coffee stop. Worth every step #CapeTownAdventures #HikeAndChill"
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