Byron De'Vinner
@ByronDevinner
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Seller of kids, bring on yo bids
A buffet near you
Joined September 2012
I am so thankful Ole Miss is recognizing all my hard work by makin me Homecoming Queen http://t.co/TiXBqtNq
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The only way I could be less credible is if I was an NFL replacement referee
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I know what I saw and I saw Coach Freeze give Mack Brown a $200 handshake to take a knee Saturday night.
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I mistakenly talked to the NCAA because I thought they were the Nacho Cheese Aficionados Association.
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I want to un-mud my name: It's not acceptable to announce you're going to "take a De'Vinner" after you drink your coffee this morning.
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I had a dream last night that my name was cleared... and then smothered in gravy.
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Three things I never leave home without: my stop watch, my Bluetooth earpiece, my diabetes.
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Just want to get the facts straight: It was me, not Mathew McConaughey who rented out City Grocery this weekend. #AllToMyself
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Ok people here is the first of the tapes I promised - http://t.co/mOmxZDxd
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I once saw a Miss State booster give @Boobie24Dixon a $200 handshake... to start tweeting in English.
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I know a $200 handshake when I see one, I've made plenty at McDonalds over the years.
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It's getting close to lunch time, better do another interview so I can afford to shut down another Chinese Buffet.
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I want to clear my name, I was not the lead role in the movie "Precious".
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If anyone needs to contact me for an interview this afternoon I will be outside of a random Memphis high school looking for a kid to pimp.
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People out there have no idea how hard it is to say Ole Miss with this lisp. Its reawey hard you guyths.
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The Pat Forde hates Starksville like I hate a Nutrisystem
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