Consulting is just banking for ppl that can’t do math

Curious. Do yall carry?

I know the excel financials nvr tie to the cim, but… I mean, I’d at least expect cim figures to be in the right year. I blame ai

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This is pure meathead wisdom

Imagine how out of control society would be if you could eat whatever you wanted and rage 24/7 without getting fat and ugly. I feel like everyone my age that’s into health is really bc they liked being attractive more than partying

Dude - I just watched 2 fast 2 furious for the first time and that was absolutely sick

The pivot from M&A to PE backed ELT is on track

Having a family, specifically a kid, is a performance enhancing drug. I am literally better at everything I do. Knowing I have someone watching me to learn how to be a human and knowing I have a family the counts on me raises the bar

I had a buddy in banking that called sending out a deck without checking it “merging without looking” and he’s an MD at serious boutique now. Sup dude - I hope you see this

I have a pretty senior person in my org that’s a “you bet” guy.. and I absolutely love everything about it

It takes all the power in me to restrain from commenting “ai?” on all these 4 paragraph LinkedIn posts. Nobody cares dude

What time y’all finna burn one down?? Trying to decide

I’m getting a tattoo removed and I’ve only had a couple sessions - so it’s looking kinda faded, akin to patina if you’re into cars… and it’s actually kinda sick now

I am feeling the urge to do absolutely jack shit this week overtaking me

Walking around the neighborhood getting toasted and looking at Christmas lights while my wife puts our kid down. Doesn’t get much better

AI is so sick until you need it to be actually correct

If you were to give advice to your younger self, would you specialize early or be a generalist early on in your career. Jack of all trades but master of none argument. I can see both sides, curious your thoughts

The quality of everything is so subpar. Just having something that works correctly is now a superior product vs the expectation I have a 2-3 year old speedy. My wife got it for me for our wedding. While I was sitting at my desk, not moving my hand, the BEZZEL FELL OFF

I have a wfh job now, which is sick But so does my wife, and she’s a consultant. Apparently - her client doesn’t allow teams to operate with headphones, so I am always listening to her calls from across the house I almost feel like that can’t be right

Liking companies LinkedIn posts bc I want to buy them and the ceo isn’t paying attention to me is the most 2025 thing of the year

Common sense is not common