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Joined December 2012
This tweet got me flagged at customs and now they're taking my F away and putting an M where it went
I have it on good authority that Charlie Kurk shaved his bush dick and balls but left the surrounding hair to create the box of negative space. It wasn't much of a dick but he always got hard and came fat wads.
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Glinda the Good has an older brother who is not just the gayest person on the face of the earth but also is all-in committed to terrorizing the whole planet in the name of sheer and utter f@ggotry. Sometimes things happen that are correct
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Somebody freeze Adele's door dash til she starts recording 36
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The scam is alive and well at urb*n *utfitters. I just got a whole ass pair of uggs out of the noho location
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They'll cook dinner and invite women, ask if you need anything at the club, make out with someone not quite in their league. Bears rule
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Not marginalized but not insufferable either. They have monolithically generous spirits
Can we stop talking about bears like bears are some marginalised group you’re all insufferable
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I am at ippudo alone, as in, the entire place to myself. When I was in college you could not get a table here.
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That photo outside berghain in the freezing cold with a grey sky and a goofy smile. Look at this Soviet factory I did bath salts in for 10 hours! Loser
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Judging only from the eBay experience they deliver I cannot imagine the severity of life for a Japanese individual
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Tori is always insisting that she's not instructing the listener and simply interpreting the echos of her own heart. And then she sings shit like "girls you've gotta know when it's time to turn the page"
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Cookie Monster pajama pants girl might be the most hilarious cultural cliche of all time
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Wait no one told me the title track from life of a showgirl is a literal meditation on living life in showbiz... gagged. I have never connected so hard with That Person
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Idina did a college auditorium tour in I wanna say 2005 and covered kiss from a rose in the setlist. I registered for zip car to drive to keane university in New jersey to see it. worth it
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The zohran papi juice footage made me weep. I'm on lexapro
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Ordering Asian food in Spanish was a fucking ki. For me that's what the 21st century is all about
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