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Practitioner of Arcane Magick @ . Degen derivatives trader. Literal cat -- I do not understand your human emotions.

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@BurtRock69
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2 months
I swear a lot and sometimes I speak harshly, but never forget that I love you. 💕
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@BurtRock69
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4 months
@runaway_vol If I can earn $150k, work 1h a day, and I'm secure and privileged to whine about it, that sounds fine to me. I've worked retail.
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@ChezMarcel13 @TheSmeek @king_of_midland @Ty22Best @NoContextHumans If you need me to hold your hand when crossing the street gimme a ring
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@BurtRock69
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@Captain_C2 @JUNlPER Lube is crucial knowledge. You don't want to find that out the hard way.
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@IAmAaronWill Bro if they didn’t have a bar I wouldn’t even be at the wedding
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@BurtRock69
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5 months
Hello friends. I have just had the honor of being the 5th vote to end inflation of the $SNX token. Before EOY, the buyback and burn mechanism will be implemented, making the token deflationary. 👉 Thank you.
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@dolomerk @wildtiktokss First place I'm checking, bucko
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@shutterfreek @MarioNawfal Because Call of Duty is designed to be a simulation of war.
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@gosuprime21 @litcapital Plot twist: they all have better jobs than you.
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@uueyie @0xfbifemboy Imagine being in such a bad spot where getting phished for all your customer funds would actually be ***better***
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@JulieChangRE @calm248 Probably not retail workers tho 🫠
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@BurtRock69
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I’m over 35 years old: - I drink or smoke weed constantly - I run 7 failed businesses - I’ve grown my socials to 1k followers - I surround myself with other degens - My family thinks I may die soon Create a vision for your future, & then work everyday to manifest it! 🤝
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@BurtRock69
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1 year
@greentexts_bot If anyone who's not my doctor wants pee in a cup, it's $20,000 up front in cash. DM me.
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4 months
@jonny_wank @runaway_vol Never had a problem with any homeless folks — I enjoyed all the people. It’s really just the exhausting task of always being “on” for hours at a time.
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@BurtRock69
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2 years
Alright guys, time Burt to thread. I’ve personally bought in to the $KWENTA raise (and will probably buy more today tbh), but also have decided to double down on the time and effort I spend being a community membooooor. Get ready to learn why 🧵👇 (1/14)
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@BurtRock69
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6 months
@touchmoonflower Wait, we send the leaves to be composted with our food scraps. Why is this not the standard?
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@BurtRock69
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9 months
@d0unbug Meanwhile in Calfornia: > wakes up, smokes a joint of the best weed in the world > takes a jog on the cliffs between ocean beach and the golden gate. It's sunny, but breezy. > thinks about taking a picnic in a redwood forest later. It's close enough to Uber.
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3 months
@apurv_anand @PicturesFoIder You reached the correct conclusion with the strangest reasoning. My guy, who cares if 13 is divisible by anything? 365 is also not divisible by 2 or 4. It's all approximations anyway, so just approximate.
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@BurtRock69
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2 years
@kartoen @jeroen_mb_boon @kristynashville I would like to show it to both his wife and the second commenter while he watches.
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5 months
@MultifamilyMad Dude leave us alone for 2 goddamn weeks please
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3 months
Anyone know any siccckkkk NFT artists? You know what it is, baby.
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@BurtRock69
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1 year
Man, I'm so fucking bullish on @Kwenta_io . The v2 Smart Margin UI will be the greatest perps UI ever. I tested almost a dozen exchanges in recent weeks -- and did mid 8 figures of volume during that time. Nothing this elegant exists. It's going to destroy everyone's face. ☠️
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2 years
Really hyped to hear a little about the $KWENTA token launch and get a little premium alpha on one of the spiciest product launches of the year. Can't wait to kick of #L222 by getting myself liquidated on a 10x $ETH short at the bottom ☠️
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@BurtRock69
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2 months
@3xpops @SpaceCoastCRE @texasrunnerDFW I’m the earner in my family, and yes I feel good about it. But managing a home and a family takes a ton of work outside of just earning money. Married 11 years, and I was dirt poor when we got together. Trust and communication got us this far, not measuring fairness. 🤷‍♂️
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@BurtRock69
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2 years
During the @kwenta_io trading competition, we saw all time high in liquidations. 💸 We liquidated more traders, and more positions, for more money, than ever. Liquidation fees on 8/21 alone were worth more than the entire prize pool. YOU'RE WELCOME @synthetix_io STAKERS!
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
11 months
@OmegaTir @crazyclipsonly To be fair, he did seem to be taking responsibility in this video.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
1 year
@obclutch @ToriaCuttone @_B___S This is a great description of my own understanding of language.
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@BurtRock69
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5 months
Today I woke up so excited about @Kwenta_io . Competition is coming hard and fast, but I read through our v3 launch plan and all I can think is, "I'm sorry everyone else."
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@BurtRock69
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4 months
@unusual_whales Like 20% of the US population lives in territory that used to be Mexico.
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@BurtRock69
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1 year
This is unreal. Thanks to all the @Kwenta_io and @synthetix_io boys. Y'all are awesome, so take a moment to feel good. Just a moment, tho. Because we're going to $1b+ daily volume next.
@Kwenta_io
Kwenta
1 year
Nearly half a billion in volume on March 17th. 👀 Kwenta did the most margin volume of any perps AMM from midnight to midnight, UTC. Let that sink in. 🥂 👇👇👇
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@PeterSchiff > By the end of the new contract, full-time UPS delivery drivers will make an average of $49 per hour, which works out to nearly $102,000 per year "End of the contract" is in 5 years. It takes 5 years to reach this level. People here complaining about driver salaries but y'all…
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@BurtRock69
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2 years
I JUST MADE THE FIRST LEVERAGED GOLD TRADE ON CHAIN EVER. Burt Rock just made $XAUUSD history on @kwenta_io babies. Try to keep up.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
2 years
WARNING: This information about @synthetix_io V3 may be NSFW
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
1 year
If you catch a 0.15% move on ETH you can make your fees back and just keep these massive $KWENTA rewards for free. Not financial advice. Like actually, don't do this, you'll dilute my strategy.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
11 months
When I walk around outside all I can think is, "these people have no idea @Kwenta_io is deploying to @arbitrum soon."
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
2 years
imagine checking the chain and seeing some one sold a @ethlizards jpeg for 3000ETH (one day over $5,000,000,000)
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8 months
$KWENTA is now officially being burned.
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@BurtRock69
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1 year
Perps v2 from @synthetix_io and @kwenta_io : Better than CEX.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
1 year
Let me be clear, I don't like it when people lose money, it's not necessarily good for SNX / Kwenta, and this really highlights the importance of stop losses in the beta: But Kwenta just had its largest liquidation ever: 🧵
@Kwenta_sREKT
Kwenta sREKT
1 year
💀💀💀💀💀💀 Liquidated 952.640 $BTC SHORT @ $28996.86 To feel so desperately that you are right and to fail all the same
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2 years
@techleadhd Contrary to popular belief, women do not spend their entire lives pregnant. Also, men absolutely choose between family and career. There's a good reason the "absent father" is a common experience. Because men are encouraged to choose their careers.
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2 years
There's only one way to trade $XAUUSD on chain with leverage, and that's @kwenta_io powered by @synthetix_io few.
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@BurtRock69
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3 months
Often in DeFi we see communities launch something, and sort of stagnate or give up. But the @Kwenta_io community I’ve never seen more hungry for success. Glad to be here with you guys. Ride or die, baby. 🤜🤛
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@BurtRock69
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@Captain_C2 @ploughmansfolly You know what movie is sort of like that? The original Scream. It's widely considered to be a comedy, but the jokes are subtle and rarely break the tension. Solid horror flick as well.
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2 years
$OP $69
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@BurtRock69
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4 months
Testing portfolo margin on @Kwenta_io v3 Base. Long $ETH and $BTC with real money, not testnet! LFG! Native $USDC deposits confirmed. Not just rumor.
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@BurtRock69
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2 years
Imagine $DYDX level volume, but 100% of profit goes directly to stakers. Not only is it possible, but it's almost here. $SNX baby. IYKYK.
@kaiynne
kain
2 years
Actually, fuck it, let's flip ETH in fees. Need about $1b a day give or take across L1 and Optimism. This should help on the Optimism side...
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Burt Rock
2 years
HOT TAKE: @dopex_io and @lyrafinance are actually not competing. The two options protocols are working on vastly different niches (also @thalesmarket hitting the binaries), and are really just complimentary projects. All together, we cover *some* of the many use cases.
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2 years
@AltsQ Hating cities is just really popular for people who don't live in cities, and vice versa. Everyone wants to feel good about their own preferences and choices.
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@bethbourdon I’m high on meth and you know that tag on your mattress?
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9 months
$CRV nerds take note
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@BurtRock69
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5 months
GM, this may be the one of the longest perps holds of my life. Flipping short now. Wish me luck.
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2 years
Increase Max Initial Leverage? Are you telling me leverage on @kwenta_io might go to 25x?
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@BurtRock69
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2 years
@UpOnlyTV @itseneff and @codyadam_ talking about the best options protocol in DeFi. LET THE PEOPLE GET THE ALPHA!
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2 years
@noncombatantish The boar is clearly the superior hunter here. Survival of the fittest in action.
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5 months
Welcome new Kwenta Council. Prepare for initiation rites.
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2 months
@3xpops @SpaceCoastCRE @texasrunnerDFW I’m not saying every relationship has to be this way, and over 11 years there have been ups and downs. If you want to split bills 50/50 and it works for you, cool. But j/s life isn’t always fair. If you wanna last decades, you gotta have your partner’s back when shit happens.
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@synthetix_io While @Kwenta_io contributors deserve credit for working in lockstep with @synthetix_io to improve the product and incorporate feedback, we've seen Synthetix transform to a powerhouse liquidity layer. @PolynomialFi and @lyrafinance pushed the boundaries of onchain derivatives.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
2 years
@DunderChief34 @gosuprime21 @litcapital Definitely true, but saying someone only knows how to use Daddy's credit card is a patronizing and belittling statement that assumes these random girls are incapable of making money or basic personal financial management.
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Burt Rock
2 years
My $KWENTA incentive draft includes a section titled: "Bonus A: DYDX Trader Incentive" just for you @dYdX refugees. IYKYK. Come try a decentralized exchange, and soon earn permissionless incentives.
@phtevenstrong
Stephen | DeFi Dojo
2 years
If you're uncomfortable with the direction @dYdX is going, there are alternatives. @mangomarkets @perpprotocol @kwenta_io @GainsNetwork_io @GMX_IO @mycelium_xyz @ApolloX_com Moving your funds is true governance.
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@synthetix_io @Kwenta_io @PolynomialFi @lyrafinance @infinex_app @rage_trade @AmphoraProtocol @thales_io @MattLosquadro Congrats to everyone who made it this far and shitposted with us through the bear. 2024 is going to be incredible. Thank you @kaiynne for helping articulate a new vision. While I may troll you sometimes, it's good to see your passion and creativity on full display these days.
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1 year
Thank you @optimismFND for $OP gud coin. 25x long or short on @Kwenta_io
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
2 years
Happy to announce that I will be playing in the $OP ecosystem poker tournament on behalf of @xtokenterminal 🏆 Sorry @kwenta_io and @lyrafinance , but you are destined to LOSE. 😭 Be prepared to get ROCKED, haters.
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1 year
Bottom?
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I was invited to speak at Spartan Council Panel last year and they put me on the main stage to defend $SNX collateral for 20 minutes against two people who basically called everyone in our industry criminals. This year they offered me a panel for 45 minutes to repeat the…
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Burt Rock
1 year
Please enjoy this thread created with ChatGPT from @OpenAI on trading @synthetix_io Perps v2 on @kwenta_io (Launching soon!) ChatGPT was given background on me, instructed to write as me, and swears and insult readers throughout. 😅 Enjoy! 🥂 🧵👇(0/8)
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
3 months
Low key big presentation. @Kwenta_io is getting a proposal for a plan to launch on @arbitrum . If you have an opinion on this matter, you should come out.
@Kwenta_io
Kwenta
3 months
Join us for a governance call Feb 8, 19:00 UTC, to hear: 🔸Kwenta Arbitrum deployment via Perennial: 🔸Fee Distribution Threshold: 📆RSVP:
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Burt Rock
5 months
GM TO THOSE WHO TOLD ME I SHOULDN'T FLIP SHORT 😁
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Burt Rock
5 months
GM, this may be the one of the longest perps holds of my life. Flipping short now. Wish me luck.
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Burt Rock
1 year
Don't even know where my Trezor is to close this, so GLHF to me.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
5 months
Ask me why you, a DeFi user, need to login with your Google account. Go ahead, ask me. I'll blow your mind.
@mastermojo83
Mr. Mojo
5 months
New @Kwenta_io KIP is out! "KIP-111: Seamless onboarding for Kwenta" Now you can sign into your favorite DEX using Sign-In methods like Apple ID, Google, SMS, and email all while maintaining advantage of self custody thanks to @privy_io 🔥
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1 year
Gonna be the first to lose $1 million on @Kwenta_io perps v2, and I don't have $1 million yet. LFG.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
5 months
TL;DR on why I plan to vote to end $SNX inflation.
@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
5 months
@dolores_cascio @0x_____________ Which is better: 1. 8 figs in profit 2. Diluting yourself for no reason We're keeping #1 and getting rid of #2 .
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
2 years
Working on a masterpiece. 🎨 About to make it rain on cross margin traders. 🤑 Pending feedback from other CCs and governance approval, of course, but just one more reason to be excited for cross margin and stop/limit coming soon. Gonna be LIT. 🔥 Don't sleep on @kwenta_io
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
4 months
No joke I'm gonna give someone $500 and early access to v3 just for attending this call. Bonus Karma if you bring a friend.
@Kwenta_io
Kwenta
4 months
What's Web5??? 🤔 Find out at Kwenta's Community Call this Tuesday! Join us 📅 Jan 9 at 7 PM UTC as we unveil the fusion of Web 2.0 ease and Web 3.0 power for DeFi's next leap. 🔗 See you there for some quick maths! 🥂
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Burt Rock
5 months
@optimismFND is actually $SNX Chain? 🌍🧑‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
4 months
Every 10 likes and the Freedom Fries get more freedom. 🇺🇸 🎇
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@BurtRock69
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5 months
@DecadeInvestor You forgot the first and most difficult step: - Have money to invest About 65% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
1 year
I'm proposing that everyone get free $KWENTA How does that sound?
@Kwenta_io
Kwenta
1 year
Attention Kwentans! Monday, March 27, 2023 @ 14:00 UTC come listen to the KIP presentation for: 🔸KIP-70: Trial $KWENTA rewards for non-stakers Find the Discord event here: Or read the KIP here: Happy Governing 🥂
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
11 months
@haydenzadams @Uniswap @UniswapFND It's a simple typo. They said, "Guest: CEO of Uniswap" But they meant "Guest CEO of Uniswap"
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
11 months
Okay so here's why this is pretty sweet: It doesn't allow you to just batch in a single swap, you could batch multiple swaps. So you have USDC, USDT, and DAI in your wallet, and you want all of this backing your trade? NP, just trade.
@Kwenta_io
Kwenta
11 months
What if you could place a trade on Kwenta using USDC with no extra transactions, and no 3rd party API? 🤔 It's closer than you think. 🥂
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Burt Rock
1 year
@inkymaze I am thrilled with @PythNetwork to be honest.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
2 years
Wanna come watch me pro trade live from my @TallyCash wallet and earn my @optimismFND Quest NFT? It's gonna be a party, y'all. LFG. 🥂
@taho_xyz
Taho (🗺,🗺)
2 years
Kicking off Week 2 today! Check it out 👇
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Burt Rock
2 years
How long of a video does Twitter let you upload? 🤔
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Burt Rock
1 year
@DefiSquared If you want to try Kwenta send me a DM, I'll hook you up with a token to boost your trading rewards. Lowering fees to 2bp/6bp, adding $40m net OI to ETH, and making stop/limit orders public this week. Should be a good time to try it out.
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Burt Rock
1 year
Wow, 50x is intense.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
10 months
"A quick note: Kwenta is a great protocol, a strong partner to Velodrome, and has an extremely capable team. This is in no way a criticism of them, as we do not believe Arrakis accurately communicates the mechanism behind their results (dumping treasury Kwenta on holders/vault…
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
2 years
@btc_charlie Unless you specify another asset for it to go up against, forming a pair of assets, then yes. The most reasonable assumption is that you now have 100% more BTC.
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Burt Rock
1 year
Ready to roll
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
4 months
@GuyTalksFinance Non union teachers exist, and they don’t make more money. On average, they make almost 30% less in salary alone. Demonstrably false, my friend 😉
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
2 years
You don't always have to go 10x, sometimes a little capital efficiency is all it takes 😉 when you're #TradingOnKwenta New shareable PnL leak 🚰 for
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
7 months
@Paul04Trader Cool, my wallet got drained. Just opened it and noticed there was a balance of zero. Only had like .22 ETH in it but what the hell? How does that happen? Never using this app again.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
2 years
@aliciakatz @realcryptojuice He only like girls who are 7'2, *deadly serious*, drink like a Quaker at sunrise, and can't even keep a house plant alive.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
4 months
@synthetix_io Perps ➕ @friendtech UX 🟰 @Kwenta_io v3. (Coming Q1)
@kwenta_intern
Kwenta Intern
4 months
@Jason 1. @Kwenta_io v2 started a revolution in scaling onchain derivatives. All new perps AMMs will use a delta neutrality mechanism for the rest of time, but you used it first on Kwenta. 2. H/T @friendtech which had the most successful onboarding flow ever. Kwenta v3 will use it.
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Burt Rock
5 months
I removed 5 figs in LP positions from Kyber days ago. And that's a lot for me. 😅 Sometimes dumb luck is what you need. For everyone who didn't get out, hope there's a resolution. Exploits are so tiresome.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
2 years
Are you a member of a DAO or related community? Do you like eSports? The second interDAO eSports tournament featuring $SNX ecosystem superstars is being hosted by @thalesmarket on March 25th 14:00 UTC. Sign up sheet at the end of this thread.
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
5 months
Your perps DEX incentivizes sybil attacks and wash trading to pump their numbers, Kwenta has real traders who take real positions. We are not the same.
@Kwenta_io
Kwenta
5 months
Kwenta traders are taking big positions on $BTC and $SOL. 👀 👉
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Burt Rock
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@synthetix_io @Kwenta_io @PolynomialFi @lyrafinance As we enter this new era, I'm excited to see v3 realize the vision of a flexible, cross chain solution for derivatives. Welcome @infinex_app , @rage_trade , @AmphoraProtocol , and @thales_io to the v3 ecosystem. And @MattLosquadro please tag any new builders I missed here. 🙂
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@BurtRock69
Burt Rock
3 months
Something is happening in the @Kwenta_io discord. 🐈
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