Y’all.
KILL ME KNOW!
Sis just text me saying:
“Mom wants to know if you have a huffing problem bc she found something called
@VHCleaner
under your bed.”
Me:
😱“FUCK! Bitch those are my poppers!”
Sis:
Ya, she said they smelled awful.”
Me:
😶🫠
Y’all. My momma sniffed my poppers.💀
I'm so sick of starving myself and spending all the endless hours of cleaning out only for guys to fuck me for a few minutes then stop cuz they don't want to cum and then can't get it up again. Like what is going on and why has this been happening for a month straight now?!?!
Speaking in general: Why do I meet the nicest, sweetest men and they’re vanilla AF. Meet guys that are as freaky as I am and the toxicity runs rampant. I do not understand.
On Grindr just now:
Rando: Hey man I’m super kinky. What are you into?
Me: (who lists FF *three* times in bio) my bio didn’t give you any hints?
Rando: What’s FF? Face fucking?
Me: Fist fucking
Rando: 🤢 Bye (blocks me)
Make sure you’re actually kinky b4 sayin you are.
@cantwait2b
@LockedfagNash
My biggest peeve, especially on social media, are these ppl that act like it's the dudes fault for not having a big one. Like we didn't pay dick rent or something. Like we don't have good enough credit or good enough job or some shit to have a big dick. It's fucking irritating
Always felt self conscious about my lack of dick taking compared to lots of other dudes. The crazy- sexy stories, the sloppy holes I wish mine looked like, bathhouse trips, etc. But then I remember I have never in my life lived in a place with this much availability and access.