Monkey See, Monkey Doom in Primate Primate is not subtle, and it doesn’t pretend to be. It’s a B-movie in spirit and an A-movie in execution. If Jaws kept us out of the water and Cujo made us side-eye the family dog, Primate might leave us glancing uneasily at the nearest

Primate does for monkeys what Jaws did for sharks, only with more fur, sharper teeth, and a far greater sense of blood and guts.  It’s punk rock horror at its snarling, cymbal-crashing best. @PrimateMovie @ParamountPics @fantasticfest #primate #horror

Javier Bardem can go fuck himself with a giant flagpole.

Javier Bardem can go fuck himself with a big rubber dick.

10000% with Jerry.

Jerry Seinfeld compared the #FreePalestine movement to the KKK: “Just say you don’t like Jews. By saying ‘Free Palestine,’ you’re not admitting what you really think. So it’s actually — compared to the Ku Klux Klan, I’m actually thinking the Klan is actually a little better

Best Cinematic Moments: The Final Chapter Is Never Final in Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter What makes this scene special is its original intent. At the time, this was supposed to be the final image of Jason Voorhees. Dead. Unmasked. Slain by a kid who thought shaving his

Best Cinematic Moments: Batteries Not Included, Nightmares Sold Separately in Child’s Play (1988) https://t.co/aMaOwlNOyU @BradDourif @fionadourif #horror #chucky

the stand-up comedy video game actually looks pretty cool

This is a very good excuse for me to watch S1 again and giggly gleefully

The Silver Star That Wouldn’t Fade: America’s Team: The Gambler and His Cowboys Watching America’s Team is to be reminded that football is not just a game but a narrative engine, one that churns out myths as readily as touchdowns. It’s about the city that raised the team, the

Best Cinematic Moments: The Tantrum That Launched a Thousand Laughs in Wet Hot American Summer Comedy doesn’t always need to be big. Sometimes it just needs to be true. And this, this is truth in its funniest possible form. https://t.co/zymawyVaEa @davidwain

Weapons of Mass Disruption: A Grinning, Horrifying Panic Attack With Zach Cregger’s Weapons That Reloads The Horror Genre There’s no question: Weapons is the best horror film in years. Maybe decades. It’s the rare film that doesn’t just aim to scare you, it aims to change you.

Weapons is scary as hell and darkly hilarious. It’s a cinematic panic attack that grins while it guts you. It crawled into my brain, redecorated, and now lives there rent-free. The best horror film in years, hands down. I may never sleep again. #Weapons

The Gospel According to Mac and Me: Fries, Lies, and Aliens in 4K It’s a film where a disabled protagonist saves the day, an alien is naturalized as a U.S. citizen, and everyone learns that the true meaning of life is Coca-Cola. https://t.co/ayS5rK2ejt @VinegarSyndrome

Best Cinematic Moments: Why “Bohemian Rhapsody” Made Us All Rock Stars in Wayne’s World https://t.co/XvbMJq6Ef2 #waynesworld @danacarvey

Why Bill Paxton Should’ve Been Horror’s Next Hitchcock with Frailty https://t.co/LM0xctQOYx #frailty #horror #billpaxton @McConaughey @Lionsgate

Comedy Is Stupid Again, Thank God. The Naked Gun is the funniest film since “Netflix and chill” was still edgy. Perhaps it’s time to update the phrase: The Naked Gun and f**k. Because that’s what the movie does. https://t.co/O45R7GSVro @NakedGunMovie #NakedGun

Best Cinematic Moments: The Dumbo Drop: When Disney Got Weird and Brilliant https://t.co/VRWqWG55kB #dumbo #disney @Dumbo