RT @SickosCommittee: That’s, uhhh, an inauspicious start to the season.

RT @RedditCFB: We’re at the tail-end of a very funny time for recordkeeping.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

RT @brittanyanne08_: This kid is living the absolute dream

Being a dad kicks ass - just introduced the 6 year old to Hot Rod. Hysterical laughter. This is much to the chagrin of her mother, who due to bad taste doesn't enjoy the complexities of this pinnacle of cinema.

RT @WKUFootball: The Hill is hungry.⏳🔜. 🎟️:

RT @walkonredshirts:

The mass psychosis chant during the opening arkansas part of sec football any given sunday is chilling.

RT @Criminalsimpson: What's a REAL word you learned from The Simpsons?

RT @AccidentalBron:

She clearly doesn't like to be laughed at.

RT @barstoolindy:

RT @Arbys: An unapologetic queen.

ALWAYS go for the eyes.

The 10 month old just laughed at her own fart. I think that counts as a paternity test if there was ever any doubt.

Everybody needs a hype man.

Thanks for the picture! Good luck next season! @coachmarkpope

Just ran into @CoachMarkPope at the Paris airport of all random places - super nice dude, also probably holds the title of tallest person currently in France.

Mean muggin in France.

The 9 month old trying to drink her bottle while outside. #MilkWasABadChoice

Fan.