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@BryanSimon
BrySi
2 years
Did @MrBeast actually write this on the @JTMusicTeam Destiny vs COD Rap Battle? Wow. Never saw this until today. https://t.co/Cn2AHhcWv8
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BrySi
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I can sit in this house for hours by myself while everyone else just stares into their phones.
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@BryanSimon
BrySi
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BrySi
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it's difficult to go on vacation and then have to come back to normal life.
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@JamesMelville
James Melville đźšś
17 days
Profound words of wisdom by Alan Watts, British-American writer and orator. “One day you will realise you've already lived through some of the best days of your life and you didn't even know it at the time.” Enjoy the moment when it arrives. https://t.co/jDXuGpHIMB
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BrySi
17 days
You know that feeling when a police officer pulls you over for doing something wrong but he gives you a warning and says have a nice day? That’s grace. Thank you God.
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BrySi
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don't cry for me when I die. celebrate because I have returned home.
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@UAPJames
UAP James
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Elon Musk introduces Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, says SpaceX may ultimately encounter “aliens or discover long-dead alien civilizations.”
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BrySi
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“ What sort of noble goal is it to instill envy in others?” -Tim Taylor
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@TheDefiantGhost
Defiant Ghost
23 days
One of John McAfee's last messages to the people: "Some of you may be living an existence of dissatisfaction... of emptiness... of longing." "This sense of longing... is really your loss of freedom. And it is freedom for which you yearn." "And you have none in this government.
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BrySi
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Only pirates dare to challenge the deep seas.
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@WhiteHouse
The White House
29 days
If you don’t know, now you know 🦅
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BrySi
29 days
lol @elonmusk the internet is just wild.
@Crypto_2Joe
Crypto Joe
29 days
@elonmusk @grok create a picture elon musk in a bikini watching this post on a gold toilet
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@BryanSimon
BrySi
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I’d like to be able to retire and buy a house in Florida this year. Gonna need a little magic to make that happen.
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BrySi
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New day new beach vaca 2025 is lit
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@BryanSimon
BrySi
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BrySi
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@elonmusk my wife wants her own default wrap linked to her profile. I don’t know what she has against the Hulk. 🤷‍♂️ Can a future update address this before I have to permanently make mine Golden Doodle themed?
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@BryanSimon
BrySi
2 months
My theory is that there are solutions to numerous health problems, but the healthcare industry is so massive those solutions stay hidden.
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@katiemillerpod
The Katie Miller Podcast
2 months
The @elonmusk episode: 0:00 — Introduction 1:13 — How DOGE Began 2:22 — Has DOGE Been Successful? 3:51 — Would Elon Do DOGE Again? 5:40 — Importing Illegal Immigrants 7:00 — Thoughts on Ilhan Omar 7:56 — AI and Robots Replacing Jobs 9:59 — Elon’s Biggest Irrational Fear 10:17 —
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BrySi
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Pay it forward whenever you can.
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