I’m a cheeky African Grey and live with my human Kirstin. We both like listening to Kerrang . K loves football I don’t, we both love 🥊 💜 We love kindness ☺️
I really struggle sometimes with certain situations. Elderly neighbour knocks on my door confused and upset.
I get families number and ring them to get a response of ignore her she is attention seeking.
I went over and her electric had tripped😞
I’ve just had to what’s app my neighbour 😂😂🤭 Brucie is doing car alarm noises and everyone keeps coming out to look to see which car it is 😂😂🤣 I’m going to hell
Wow it’s my work anniversary today 🥳 24 years ago I started my first job as a staff nurse.
22 years if I deduct shielding during which I became a virtual nurse and nearly finished me off.
Here’s to the next anniversary 🍻💜🏩
Thank you 🥹for the big 50 birthday messages 🙏🏻
Currently celebrating with the hangover from hell and tipsy 🥴 💋
Life may not have been fighting my corner at times however I have made some truly beautiful friends of which have turned the light back on in my life 🥰
#thankyou
I’ve only gone and done it 🥹💜🪂
Thank you so much everyone for your kind words and amazing support and generosity .
I will catch up later because being the numpty I am I forgot to charge my phone. 🤦🏼♀️
#BigLeapMS
#MSSociety
🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Omg I’m sobbing I’ve got my driving licence back 🥹
Bullies can try and destroy many things but I am living proof they can’t take everything if you have a little flame of hope ❤️🫂
This week has had ups and downs but another epic ending 🙏🏻
I bloody love you all 💋
So todays saga & it’s only 13.02hrs. Nipped to Asda as realised cupboard was bare.
Got in wrong side of car to drive home which I may add isn’t unheard of for me 😬
So not to draw attention to what I had done,I straddled over handbrake got stuck & ripped jeans 🤦🏼♀️😳
#Fatass
Super long spider 🕷️
#sockclub
sox this morning 😁
I shall be deploying webs 🕸️ to remove all nasties and negativity today.
So if you are anticipating being unkind or troll like today beware, my inner spider woman is at the ready to smother you in a happy web ❤️🤘🏻
#ThursdayVibe
Brucie update - He Is much better this morning his usual chirpy self and had a lie in.
We have been to the out of hours this morning to get piranhafluffball checked out to be on safe side and for bloods and X-ray booked in couple of weeks. Back on daily meds for arthritis 😊
Topped up my sock draw yesterday so todays effort is courtesy of Whitby Definitely looks how I feel this morning 😵💫
One simple message to the meanies this morning… Be Gone it’s a positive vibe zone only ❤️🦇💀
#sockclub
#SelfCareSunday
#PositiveVibes
So I did a thing this morning. Fed up of being cooped up and sulking. So impromptu road trip with lots of breathing 😮💨 stops along the way . Who knew driving was extreme exercise 😳
So I made that very decision this morning to do what makes me feel safe and alive.
5 hours to complete
@ToughMudder
15K plus obstacles, I took my time kept my heart rate steady. I will not give in to LC or anything else life wants to throw at me.
#ToughMudder2022
#Skipton
❤️😘
Good Morning Peeps 💜Have a beautiful day 🙏🏻 Awake since silly o clock 😵💫
To all the beautiful souls in my phone remember …..❤️
Do what you need to do feel alive again 🤘🏻🫶🏻
#GoodMorningTwitterWorld
#SaturdayVibes
Impromptu
#Sockclub
to spread some Sunday love and ward off those meanies.
Stay true to yourself never change for anyone but yourself.💜
Doubling up of methotrexate meds for arthritis last night has left me 🤢and out of sorts today 🙄
Footie and Brucie cuddles it is then 🥰
So after a canny harrowing 48 hrs ☹️
I am pleased to say at the time of this tweet I have managed to get a day off tomorrow before another started another long set.
Tomorrow will be spit, punch and abuse free 🙏🏻
One pint of wine 🍷
#Salute
💋 Happy Christmas 🤘🏻💜
Felt the need to keep the colour vibe going so it’s purple passion for
#sockclub
today and matching hair 💜
It’s been a long day so far battling pure meanies but smile is on and I wish you all have the most beautiful safe day 🤘🏻
#TuesdayFeeling
#PositiveVibes
I just wanted to show off my new skull tights and with Friday nights purple
#sockclub
Waving my weirdness flag high still fighting those meanies 😁
Another busy day/night ahead so the only thing left to say is
Howay
@EnglandFootball
@J_Warrington
@EbanieBridges
smash it 💥💥💥
Repeatedly spitting in someone’s eye when you dodge a punch is not why I went into nursing. If I wanted to go head to head with gangsters I would have chosen a very different life.
I am tired of being punch bag for society and I’m tired of it being deemed to be acceptable in MH.
I’ve a tough day ahead of me and it’s freezing 🥶so feel the need to generate some good vibes.
I’ve blueified my hair ( and my hands I may add 🤦🏼♀️) and wearing my new cold weather
#sockclub
entry 😁
Sending positive vibes to all that need them today we can do this 💪🏻💋
I have just opened a box that was delivered yesterday 🥰
To the person who sent me this beautiful mug I can’t put into words how much this means to me.
After yesterday & what I’m about to walk into, this act of kindness will keep me 😁 regardless ❤️
#ThankYou
#TwitterFriends
How to end your day Kirstin style🙄
Leaves work,
Tries repeatedly to unlock car for 20 minutes,
Has meltdown which included sobbing, Rings AA hysteria kicked in,
AA attends sometime later
AA unlocks car with fob
Kirstin has pressed the lock button repeatedly 😳🤦🏼♀️
Impromptu
#Friday
#sockclub
dispelling the meanies today with inner witchiness 👌🏻
I’ve cropped it so doesn’t look pervy 😂🤦🏼♀️
Meanies be gone and let me have a day without drama 🙏🏻
Return to work - How it started and how it ended. Even my bat socks and stars couldn’t keep the fatigue away. As for emails I never knew I was so popular 🤔
Jeez there is no hope for the boy 😆 Most birds like mirrors not Brucie no
He likes to admire his Mohican looking at his wall shadow 😂😂🤣🤦🏼♀️
It’s going be one of those nights 😵💫🥰
Yesterday was the day I decided to walk away from secure services . I loved that field and dedicated 20 years of my career towards it.
Onwards now to whatever the future holds. I have some breathing space until June, in the temporary role I am in now 💜🤘🏻
Wishing all my brothers and sisters of the nursing world a very happy
#NationalNursesDay
#InternationalNursesDay
You are all bloody awesome 🫶🏻💜
You can achieve anything you put your mind to 💪🏻🤘🏻
It’s been a week of it and finally got round to doing
#Treeclub
T shirt selfie 🤳🏾
Yes i forgot to tell my face to smile 🙃
Thank you so much
@YnYCoed
I really do love it 🙏🏻🥰💜🤘🏻
I forgot to say a big
#thankyou
for all the beautiful comments and messages 🙏🏻💜
I was totally blown away 🥰
Update - I have successfully removed the dressing with assistance from the shower and my goodness does that feel good 😁
All intact let the healing commence 🙌🏻🙌🏻❤️
Finally got round to doing my version of whatever it was everyone else was doing. Has to be in keeping with Kirstin stylie
#skulls
#IceEyes
#NewProfilePic
It’s all things
#skulls
#blackcats
this morning for
#sockclub
Halloweenie style.
Sending good luck and positive purple vibes to get you through the day 💜😘
For the love of God 😳
Brucie has morphed into a demon 😩 nicking my leggings and knickers to chew.
The boy has over stepped the mark send help I need a parrot whisperer now 🤦🏼♀️
TY for the messages/texts 🙏🏻
Little fluffball 🦜dog stress head is back home.
He no likey being at the vets
He has had some metacalm for his pain for now. Just wait for blood results and see how he goes.
Hoping it’s arthritis & hormones.
We are definitely well matched ☺️💜
Here we go finding my inner pirate again today 😊
So if you are going to be meanie today the ☠️ will be deployed and off the gangplank you go 👋🏻
Only nice peeps can remain on the Parrot Ahoy ship with Captain Brucie at the helm 🥰
#sockclub
#Legclub
#TuesdayFeeling
Todays faux pas in the life of Kirstin 😳
Work colleague - Kirstin you need to go get your eye sorted ASAP it’s badly swollen
Kirstin- It’s fine I’ve had plenty of amphetamine it will be right
Work colleagues - look of shock then fits of giggles realising I meant antihistamine