Me when I turn 80

NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

YOUR 2025 @NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 #ThunderUp

Need a giant screen for your watch party on Thursday?

It’s so loud in the Paycom Center! #PassTheAdvil

LETS GOOOO #ThunderUp

🚨 Users are reporting problems with Hulu. Is Hulu down for you? RT if you are having issues. https://t.co/kVMMswHT6J #huludown

How to save 15K: Be a Minnesota Vikings fan so you don’t have to worry about spending that money on a Super Bowl Ticket. #Skol #Vikings #Heartbreak

“Anthony how often do you think about the Roman Empire?” - Paul “I’ll be honest I don’t, but I think about Alabama Football everyday ROLLLLL TIDEEEEE” -Anthony #CoworkerChats

Day 24: still without internet. They apparently didn’t like my review since I still don’t have internet.

Day 21: without internet. @ATT called and told me on Day 3 that they would have it fixed between 24/48 hours. Yet here I am on day 21 without internet. #0Stars

When you text the girls about a boy and you need opinions:

On July 17, 2022 I learned to always double check to see if the lid is properly secured on a @Starbucks drink. If not you’ll be wearing it, you’ll have to wash your hair again after just getting out the shower and googling “best ways to properly clean a seat belt.” 😊🙃

If you say “I seen” or “we was”…immediately no.

🎶“I got it from my momma”🎶

Betty White was an icon, a legend, and consistently found a way to be the moment over her nearly 70 year career. A trailblazer. An original. And a truly kind soul. May she be forever surrounded by four-legged animals in heaven.

This is me. But I have no legitimate younger siblings. Just the ones I make up 🤣

#VenmoItForward: We're giving out $10,000 to celebrate Friendsgiving. RT this, drop your Venmo handle & tag a friend. We might send you both $100, $250, or $500. Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 11/18. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/PkH55TcUEX

we’ve already drank that beer 🍻

@Venmo the limit does not exist

Full of pizza and full cowboy spirit #GoPokes