Yall gotta stop liking my tweets and shit, this level of engagement is gonna go to my head. I mean 3 likes in the same day, and I'm ready for ad deals.
Like all I want is a cute boyfriend who loves me and let's ne squeeze hit booty butt cheeks and give him kiss before I breed him every night.
Is that so much to ask for damn 😕
reminder: servers live on tips! When you go to a restaurant and spend 3 hours at a table to spend 80 bucks you're actively stopping them from making money for the rest of the night on that table.
Tipping 20$ on 80 doesn't do me a favor if you spend all night at the table !
Got out of work early and I think I'm gonna treat myself to a night out alone.
I feel like I don't do enough stuff by myself, but I complain about how I don't meet people etc etc.
Last night I blew this teinks back out in my hotel room, we both passed out for a fee hours afterwards. We woke up, and when I came back from the bathroom he was playing Pokémon go and it was the cutest thing ever
Just noticed I have over 1k followers, never thought that pictures of my penis would get me this far in life. ILYSM each and everyone of you😘😘😘
cashapp in bio💕💕
100% went out and got shit faced last night at that drag show.
I bitched about how boys don't like me, met one boy and made out with him aggressively.
I then went home and berated my str8 friend for not being gay.
It impossible for me to not flirt with bot guys at my tables. There's this one right now with the biggest arms and tiddies I've ever seen irl and im just staring I can't help it