Subway is giving out free subs if you by a large drink on Valentine's Day... Guess I'll be getting 6 inches of something good after all 💁🏻

Guys have you ever been in a workplace where all the original coworkers have left so now you’re in season 5 with all these new characters

girl to girl: it's okay to be alone. it's okay to have a dry phone. it's okay to be celibate. it's okay to be selfish. it's okay to have high standards. your peace, your pace, your rules

Fun off-day fact: All baseballs are hand-stitched. No one has been able to successfully develop a machine that can stitch baseballs as of yet.

Normalize admitting that you care. This whole fake nonchalant act is tired. Acting like nothing bothers you, pretending you got no feelings, trying to play everything cool, all that does is block real connections. It is okay to say you miss somebody. It is okay to say something

After losing a sibling or your parents or anyone close to you, nobody tells you that on a bright sunny day just driving down the road for no reason at all tears will start to fill up in your eyes out of nowhere. Nobody tells you that for minutes on end, your mind puts you back in

whatever I’m doing in 5 years, I just hope I’m happy and healthy and rich.

i want to thank the animators for making totally spies change clothes every episode

i’m such a “thank you” type of person because I know you didn’t have to, but you did 🥹🫶🏼

Intimacy isn’t always the big romantic stuff. Sometimes it’s just your friend knowing your coffee order without asking, someone texting you a random meme because it made them think of you or simply feeling so safe with another person that you don’t have to say anything at all.

When people keep telling you to go out and find your passion but your passion is staying at home and being a lazy piece of sh!t

teach your kids that cooking and cleaning are basic life skills. not gender roles

You will NOT catch me outside ❄️

We stopped another Chiefs Super Bowl just to get another Patriots Super Bowl

This is so me and my sister coded 😂😂😂

All cold weather aside, this has been a very relaxing weekend.

I know I live in Canada and I should be used to it but like… this is some real weather dawg

i think “come here” is sooo attractive

they had insane levels of swag

there’s no visibility

Snowstorm advisory: 9 months from now you could be sipping wine in Italy or changing a diaper. Make good decisions during the snow storm.