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@BrianPMiles

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Contributor to @RetroWDW and @LBVHistory . Noted Handwich Expert. I’m nicer when I’ve eaten. “Like a relic from a different age”

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Joined April 2012
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10 years
Start their bus. http://t.co/iiZucB8NUi
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2 years
I don’t know what a multiverse is but the 1983 White House Egg Roll was from one of them.
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It’s Disney springs.
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If Apple buys Disney he will become iGer.
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Yes, I'll be there in July to give you my $50 for this it's a small world ornament, Hallmark.
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2 years
I generally don’t complain about park admission prices as they track with sports, concerts, etc but my 10 day non expiring park hopper w 10 water park visits was $316 nine years ago.
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3 months
Seat 5A is the first class seat on Star Tours.
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2 years
If you ever wondered what people did to occupy themselves before smartphones and Gameboys. Nothing. They did nothing.
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2 years
10 years ago today Magic Kingdom celebrated leap year by having “Another Disney Day” and remaining open for 24 hours on Feb 29th. The wait to see Mickey was 70 minutes at 2 AM.
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2 years
I'll go on a bit of a hotel rant because it's been a pet peeve of mine for a while since Disney started charging guests to park at the hotels they're paying to sleep in order to spend money in their shops, restaurants and theme parks. 1 <c>
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Bob Gurr is a national treasure.
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3 years
I don’t own a travel or WDW news site but my strong inside tip is: Don’t go to Walt Disney World on a holiday weekend. Like and subscribe for more inside tips.
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30 days
We’re losing lights disguised as dinosaur nipples and honestly none of you are as upset about this as you should be.
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7 years
Miniature Herbie driving Chip N Dale flanking full size Herbie is my favorite lost parade element. October 1977.
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2 years
He made me laugh. Repeatedly. Eternally. I can pay no greater tribute.
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6 years
I commissioned an graphic artist to give Animal Kingdom the anniversary recognition it deserves. Here's to 20 more.
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6 years
Hey everybody.
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4 years
Do you think Ellen’s animatronic was secretly mean to the other animatronics when the ride vehicles weren’t around?
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3 years
Don’t touch my HiFi.
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2 years
Seeya later, trash cans.
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2 years
Collect all four.
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5 years
Happy December! 1993 WDW Calendar
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3 years
There should be a sarsaparilla stand outside the Carousel of Progress. That's all.
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6 months
Vending machine guy let me go through his box of old tags. Some of the choice ones I grabbed.
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5 years
WEIRDOS!
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3 months
Insider info: the new performance is going to be all tracks from Beyonce’s new country album and it’s being renamed Country Bearyonce Jamboree.
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6 years
I want a Flounder meet & greet.
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3 years
Why isn’t there a restaurant in Tomorrowland specializing in chicken wings called IF YOU HAD WINGS 🍗
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2 years
Every dime I spend at a Marriott or Hyatt or Hilton, including parking, is counted towards my status. I get free breakfast, free bottles of water, upgraded suites, you name it. Disney gives you none of that. They charge Ritz-Carlton prices for a Hilton product. 6 <c>
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2 years
“When is your next trip to Disney?” “When they announce a closing date for Spaceship Earth” See this beauty one last time. Amazing photo credit to @teambercase who took the best photo of the blacked out space station at the top.
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2 years
No one here wants to talk about EPCOT.
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5 years
If you announce a park without a giant replica of the park icon made out of garland did you really announce a park?
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2 years
But if you're just going to get a Hilton experience in a Hilton style hotel then why are you paying Ritz Carlton prices? Honestly stay offsite, uber everywhere, pile up the points and get free trips out of the deal. I sound angry but really it's just disappointment. /end
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4 years
Last run of the Holiday Express in my office before glowing away for the year.
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3 years
250 families of 4 could rent the entire Magic Kingdom for about $225 pp. Put your group together and do that instead of paying for Fastpass. It'll be like Cartmanland.
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4 years
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
Here's the Busch Gardens Tampa monorail with a Kentucky Fried Chicken for you in 1969.
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21 days
I went to @vcfederation East event today. So here’s a 🧵 of pictures I took. This stands alone, obviously.
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5 months
December is just ducky. 1993 WDW Calendar
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10 months
@Passport2Dreams Today the quest was realized. Summer 1979. The Shaggy D.A. on parade at Walt Disney World. I'd like to thank the Academy. @RetroWDW @LBVHistory 3/3 #TheEnd
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2 years
If you follow me you know this was the breaking point for me staying on property. I wrote a letter to the President of WDW who called me with the “everyone else does it” response. I began listing all the benefits “everyone else does” that Disney doesn’t. Awkward silence.
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Everything about this Q&A for parking at Disney resorts is infuriating. It's basically a sugar coated way of saying; we're doing it because everybody else is doing it and we're charging more at the more expensive resorts because we can. Unless the Poly has fancier asphalt?
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11 months
My ridiculous flea market find yesterday. Everything is full and new except one each of the soap bars.
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5 months
So Marriott appears to be taking over the B resort in Disney Springs in March and rebranding it as a Renaissance. This is good news for Bonvoy program knuckleheads like me.
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Corporate sponsorships and partnerships were a necessary means to an end at the parks when they were owned by a relatively small company and not <checks notes> the largest entertainment conglomerate in history.
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There’s a new interactive experience coming to Magic Kingdom! “Smellephants on Parade” will be a family-friendly “search and sniff” adventure in Storybook Circus, presented by @scentsy , the Official Home Fragrance of @WaltDisneyWorld . Stay tuned for “relephant” details! 🐘 🎪
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This could be us.
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2 years
Disney should sell more souvenir flasks.
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7 months
Is there really no giant cake being served somewhere today?
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4 years
Fixed it.
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2 years
Just the President coming out of the Diplomatic Reception Room with noted heads of state Sam the Olympic Eagle, Pooh, Garfield and Spider-Man.
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2 years
Please stop saying “activations” That’s not a thing.
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7 years
So basically Jimmy Carter invented #rundisney
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Happy September! 1990 WDW Calendar
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3 years
Mike Lee reports that the frogs have returned to Jungle Cruise after a 49-year hiatus. Look forward to someone grabbing video for us today. @RetroWDW
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35 years seeing this view “for the first time” and I get the same dumb smile every time.
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4 years
Now that’s funny.
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A cake vending machine.
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3 years
Sneak peek at your $4800/pp breakfast.
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4 years
People complain about how Fastpass ruined their parks experience but honestly the advent and expansion of the dining plan over the years has done far more to impact my park experience than Fastpass has. The calculus of what's on the menu now is all driven by the dining plan.
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5 years
Scully & Jack together again. Hell of a party in heaven tonight. Fair winds and following seas, Rip Torn.
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4 years
My friend Don made these as a party trick whenever we were at functions together. He’d usually give them to kids if they were around. I saved the most recent one he made for me. I didn’t know it would be the last. He died today. I loved him.
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2 years
Impressions de France is the Finer Things Club of EPCOT.
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“You know what I want, fellas? A city full of fast cars and big balls” -Walt, probably
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2 years
So on the one hand you'd stay "in the magic" and everything was kind of seamless from the start to the end of your vacation. It seems with each year each aspect of your vacation becomes more complicated and the resorts more vanilla and common. 5 <c>
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Happy March! 1987 WDW Calendar
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Guy on FB shared this one and it’s the best shot of the absurd Grand Canyon concourse balloon from the early 90s. “I’ll bet the view of the concourse from your room is impressive”. “No all I can see is some balloon”
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5 years
50's-themed diners became a thing in the 80's and never went away. An 80's-themed mall shopping and dining venue should be the next big thing.
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7 months
Squad goals.
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2 years
BTW - the most offensive thing about the parking fee is "Well it's $15 if you're at a value resort but $20 if you're at a moderate but if you're a deluxe we think you can pay $25" It's so capricious and arbitrary and offensive.
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2 years
I'll go on a bit of a hotel rant because it's been a pet peeve of mine for a while since Disney started charging guests to park at the hotels they're paying to sleep in order to spend money in their shops, restaurants and theme parks. 1 <c>
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But for many years as Disney has made their hotels more like a Hyatt or Marriott or Hilton they don't offer any of the benefits you get staying at a Hyatt or Marriott or Hilton. No points. No status. No free rooms. No free parking. Used to get a free airport shuttle. 4 <c>
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So while there's executives and data saying "these hotel towers are what our guests want and they're best for us" it just chips away at what made the places unique and worth paying maybe a little more, without the benefits. 7 <C>
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6 years
The front and back of a Big Thunder shirt that should be reissued…
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3 years
Happy Easter in heaven, Regis. and Roger Rabbit.
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1 year
I don’t remember whose picture this is but it’s not mine but damn things used to be something and now they’re not.
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5 years
Free at a flea market. Pre opening DAK.
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11 months
Bob Iger has been a terrible CEO for 10 years. Every choice he's made in the last decade has been wrong. Every change, every merger, every acquisition, every choice. Wrong. His chosen successor? wrong. His return? wrong. He can't go (again) soon enough for me.
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I want to hear your controversial Disney World opinion that would make most of DisTwitter angry.
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Hey everyone it's story night on Twitter. At least 8 years ago @Passport2Dreams shared this flyer of a "Shaggy D.A." walk around character. I said to myself "self, some day you're going to uncover a photo of this character in the parks" But disappointment abounded. 1/3
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3 years
Fantastic.
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April 1975. Adventureland.
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Happy December! 1993 WDW Calendar
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I let my nephew open a 1999 magic towel.
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Me when I should be asleep
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2 years
Happy 90th birthday to Dick Nunis, the guy responsible for stewarding Roy Disney’s vacation kingdom and keeping it as pure and flawless as he could for the next 28 years. Here’s to the next 90. Also his father in law is still alive. 🤯
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If you ain't ever lived where it snows you won't get it but -- you can smell snow in the air before it starts.
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Delivery men wheeling this to the back door yesterday. Me: “you’re not filling that with Pepsi products, are you?” “Yes” “Not in my building you’re not. Take it back” Salesman: “They said you refused delivery. We’ll come back later and fill it with Coke products” And they did.
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1 year
Jeopardy bringing it.
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5 years
hard to pass up
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6 years
. @AllEarsDeb announced her retirement today and before Disney Twitter she was #1 source for Disney World news. She is still my #1 source for accurate Disney World news. ;-) I wish her the very best in her new focus of enjoying life without being #first
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9 months
There's a Facebook thread of people sharing interior room photos from back in the day and this minibar photo from Caribbean Beach in 1992 is off the hook.
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7 years
On this magic night, A million stars will play beside us, Cast a spell of light, Glimmering, shimmering, carousel-ling
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Paradise lost.
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2 years
Vegas-style odds on what this looks like 5 years later when half the trees are ripped out for crowd flow purposes.
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2 years
A NEW concept artwork piece of EPCOT World Celebration area. #DisneyWorld #DisneyWorld50
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Bob & Joyce Sherman at the NYWF; shared today by Robbie Sherman in honor of his late mother's 97th birthday.
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Stopped for hotcakes and sausage this morning because it’s Christmas week. The butter is just plain old butter (in a McDonald’s package). No M imprint anymore. We used to be a civil society.
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3 years
Disney biopics/stories that better lend themselves to a film (that I want to see) 1) The unsolved murder of Yale Gracey 2) Roy O. Disney 3) DisneyWar: The 2003-2005 “SaveDisney” Campaign (this should be an HBO movie)
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Walt Disney (the studio) is making a movie about Walt Disney (the person) and his journey to build Disneyland (the California theme park) for Disney Plus (the streaming platform).
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I will absolutely be ridiculous when I find mall design flourishes that have survived time.
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Greatest record player ever?
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Farewell, old friends. Our last day together.
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Church attic sale jackpot today.
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Some day we’ll do a whole @RetroWDW episode just on the excellent selection of candy bars they used to sell in the UK pavilion before Hershey whined about selling unlicensed imports in EPCOT. The diluted selection now is meh.
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August 1988 WDW calendar is a fascinating study. Norway is under construction Wonders hasn't been started Parking lot pretty full midday - the walkways are mostly clear in a full park Future World's attractions were massive people eaters - no lines.
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1989 Fort Wilderness employee manual. When you see it, you'll know.
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