Brian Davis CPA
@BrianDavisTax
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Tax accountant. Sometimes i say dumb things.
Alexandria VA
Joined May 2023
@LizMpersonal @Cluffalo Everything i say is true, from a certain perspective, and in my own made up reality.
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That woman on the right rethinking her life choices.
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OMG OMG OMG OH MY FREAKING GOD. if software developers made keyboards they would ship out without vowels and then they would say it's on the roadmap to be added. We'll definitely hope to have that done by the end of the year in time for next tax season.
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Does weeding count as going outside and touching grass?.
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Donald Trump wading out of the White House.
The Real Size of Animals. ~A Thread🧵. 1. That is one massive seal🤯.
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what the heck @tryjasononline DC isn't good enough for you?.
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Join Jason Staats at an upcoming event in a city near you! Sometimes funny, always useful. You'll probably have a great time talking accounting firms.
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if Snoopy is anything like my dog, that bird is in Snoopy's belly.
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Exactly 4 years later, I couldn't take it anymore. I knew she was my soulmate. With shaking hands, I called her number. After saying hello, the first thing I said, my heart pounding, was- "Remember that time 4 years ago when you said you wanted to marry me?".
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Right before graduating high school, my best friend of 5 years confessed her undying love & said she wanted to marry me. I freaked out, said no. Years passed. I realized as time went by that no one I'd ever met even came close to understanding or connecting with me.
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i don't understand why every reporter who gets a chance to ask a question of @realDonaldTrump doesn't just ask what he enjoyed about having sex with 15 year old girls.
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I scroll through here and I just feel bad. About myself, my life, humanity. Wasted an hour with nothing to show and I’m filled with rage and disgust. This app is the equivalent of seeing a portapotty and deciding to get in to take a bath.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hi, ER Doc here. I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT even think about it.
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I’ve been learning that the reason so many clients loved me was that I didn’t bill them very much.
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Feels like yesterday was April 15. How is it 3 months later?.
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have to keep reminding myself that this is NOT a tinder account.
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thinking of going to the airport today to go to taxretreat. my flight isn't until thursday, but i'm not really into working right now.
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Can confirm.
Every man who posts on Twitter is spiritually feminine. He posts his gay little takes from the couch, gets dopamine hits from his little friends liking it, and hopes a girl sees it. It's all very performative and attention-seeking.
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